Quotes

<amx109> to my ear, dutch is like 18th century english, spoken by a very drunk person

(IRL) Danish Hacker: "I am an animal that needs direct satisfaction."

<amx109> boobs
<tg> you're doing it wrong
<tg> b(.)(.)bs

<DrWhax> im a big sarcastic asshole
<DrWhax> sometimes I can hide it really well

(IRL) Dear Leader: "I know for a fact that the red light district is open after 1 am"

(IRL) madeddie: "Don't lose my bitches!"

<nathan7> and this is why hanging out with awesome slightly odd people is much more awesome than hanging out with normal people

(IRL) Dear Leader: "Do you know the thing about Mein Kampf?"

(IRL) ultratux: "Yea, i really like Aztec girls but they're not around anymore"

<@DrWhax> I have a turtle fetish

<completely out of context>
(IRL) madeddie: "I will go after everybody"
(IRL) amx109: "Take me!"

[10:59] * webmind doesn't care so much what it runs, aslong as it's a system enough people know about to fix it
[10:59] <@dreamer> | what about a system that doesn't break for stupid reasons? :)
[10:59] <@webmind> | there's no such thing
[10:59] <@webmind> | they're all made by humans

19:43 <@Wizzup_> let me know if I have to move the wiki page to my own DIY terrorist wiki

<@ultratux> I did not say that having a small one wasn't better than none at all...
<@ultratux> ...that's what SHE said!
<@ArdaXi> ultratux: Was it? I'm so sorry.

<@ultratux> | yeah. Why get defeated in an all-out battle if you can play sniper on irc, right.

continuing the techinc turtle love in... 
16:38 <@justa> | i like turtles

<@buZz> not controversial until you fill it with homemade gay pr0n
<@DrWhax> I should finish that some day -_-

14:40 <@justa> supersmooth and hard

[21:20] <DrWhax> | amx109: I DONT GET IT
[21:21] <DrWhax> | brits...
[21:21] <amx109> | :D
[21:21] <justa>  | ... a new meme was bron

<@amx109> DrWhax: oh yea. artis. 9th dec? ;)
<@DrWhax> amx109: lets gooooo o/
<@ArdaXi> DrWhax: Yeah you are.
<@DrWhax> ArdaXi: 3D PRINTING DILDO"S IS HELPING WOMAN WORLDWIDE
<@amx109> DrWhax: zoo to dildos in..3 lines. epic

<@webmind> ultratux_, I have goal of trolling here

<@amx109> ardaxi: no one cares about heaven
<@ArdaXi> amx109: Are you offended they won't let you in?

(IRL) nathan7: "It's pink. It's fabulous"

[12:28] <@ArdaXi> | Looking at the supports on an actual 3D dildo is pretty... entertaining.

<@webmind> look at it, so pretty when you peel of it's skin and little bits of blood drop out
<@webmind> such sweet tasting flesh
<@webmind> these little ones are really tasty

<@ArdaXi> #im14andthisisfunny

[17:13] <@part> | gentoo is like a religion, you don't really understand it, but it sure seems to make you feel good

<@DrWhax> i'm 14 and what is this

[22:56] <@    nathan7> | stef: microlithography
[22:56] <@       stef> | i'm gonna have to google that one ;)
[22:57] <@    nathan7> | it is micro and lithography
[22:57] <@    nathan7> | I put the two words together
[22:57] <@    nathan7> | blammo, microlithography
[22:57] <@     ArdaXi> | nathan7: Did you learn about portmanteaus today?
[22:57] <@    nathan7> | ArdaXi: no, I was explaining it to stef 

<@amx109> realitygaps: if its just drips, this has happened before

[21:09] <@   Wizzup__> | we should have Gentoo Mondays, where we can compile all evening

15:56 < Wizzup> I will get new boobs tomorrow
15:56 < Wizzup> wait...
15:56 < Wizzup> ...
15:56 < Wizzup> fobs