Quotes

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<amx109> to my ear, dutch is like 18th century english, spoken by a very drunk person

(IRL) Danish Hacker: "I am an animal that needs direct satisfaction."

<amx109> boobs
<tg> you're doing it wrong
<tg> b(.)(.)bs

<DrWhax> im a big sarcastic asshole
<DrWhax> sometimes I can hide it really well

(IRL) Dear Leader: "I know for a fact that the red light district is open after 1 am"

(IRL) madeddie: "Don't lose my bitches!"

<nathan7> and this is why hanging out with awesome slightly odd people is much more awesome than hanging out with normal people

(IRL) Dear Leader: "Do you know the thing about Mein Kampf?"

(IRL) ultratux: "Yea, i really like Aztec girls but they're not around anymore"

<@DrWhax> I have a turtle fetish

<completely out of context>
(IRL) madeddie: "I will go after everybody"
(IRL) amx109: "Take me!"

[10:59] * webmind doesn't care so much what it runs, aslong as it's a system enough people know about to fix it
[10:59] <@dreamer> | what about a system that doesn't break for stupid reasons? :)
[10:59] <@webmind> | there's no such thing
[10:59] <@webmind> | they're all made by humans

19:43 <@Wizzup_> let me know if I have to move the wiki page to my own DIY terrorist wiki

<@ultratux> I did not say that having a small one wasn't better than none at all...
<@ultratux> ...that's what SHE said!
<@ArdaXi> ultratux: Was it? I'm so sorry.

<@ultratux> | yeah. Why get defeated in an all-out battle if you can play sniper on irc, right.

continuing the techinc turtle love in... 
16:38 <@justa> | i like turtles

<@buZz> not controversial until you fill it with homemade gay pr0n
<@DrWhax> I should finish that some day -_-

14:40 <@justa> supersmooth and hard

[21:20] <DrWhax> | amx109: I DONT GET IT
[21:21] <DrWhax> | brits...
[21:21] <amx109> | :D
[21:21] <justa>  | ... a new meme was bron

<@amx109> DrWhax: oh yea. artis. 9th dec? ;)
<@DrWhax> amx109: lets gooooo o/
<@ArdaXi> DrWhax: Yeah you are.
<@DrWhax> ArdaXi: 3D PRINTING DILDO"S IS HELPING WOMAN WORLDWIDE
<@amx109> DrWhax: zoo to dildos in..3 lines. epic

<@webmind> ultratux_, I have goal of trolling here

<@amx109> ardaxi: no one cares about heaven
<@ArdaXi> amx109: Are you offended they won't let you in?

(IRL) nathan7: "It's pink. It's fabulous"

[12:28] <@ArdaXi> | Looking at the supports on an actual 3D dildo is pretty... entertaining.

<@webmind> look at it, so pretty when you peel of it's skin and little bits of blood drop out
<@webmind> such sweet tasting flesh
<@webmind> these little ones are really tasty

<@ArdaXi> #im14andthisisfunny

[17:13] <@part> | gentoo is like a religion, you don't really understand it, but it sure seems to make you feel good

<@DrWhax> i'm 14 and what is this

[22:56] <@    nathan7> | stef: microlithography
[22:56] <@       stef> | i'm gonna have to google that one ;)
[22:57] <@    nathan7> | it is micro and lithography
[22:57] <@    nathan7> | I put the two words together
[22:57] <@    nathan7> | blammo, microlithography
[22:57] <@     ArdaXi> | nathan7: Did you learn about portmanteaus today?
[22:57] <@    nathan7> | ArdaXi: no, I was explaining it to stef 

<@amx109> realitygaps: if its just drips, this has happened before

[21:09] <@   Wizzup__> | we should have Gentoo Mondays, where we can compile all evening

15:56 < Wizzup> I will get new boobs tomorrow
15:56 < Wizzup> wait...
15:56 < Wizzup> ...
15:56 < Wizzup> fobs

<@BugBlue> how do I hand in the membership form?
<@justa> BugBlue: stick it in the_JinX's pants

Amran in RL: We..
Justa in RL: who ?
Amran in RL: We, the Windows people !

<@     amx109> | to space or not to space
<@     ArdaXi> | That is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
<@    nathan7> | the slings and arrows of fellow space members
<@     ArdaXi> | Or to take arms against a sea of trolls

<@DrWhax> otr++
<@DrWhax> fap fap fap
<@amx109> calm down
<@DrWhax> no fu, i'm excited about OTR

<@Arnie> imagine a cpu tied up in a dark cellar and the irdc operator circling it, dripping wax candle in one hand, whip in the other

16:08  * Wizzup just repaired the root
16:08 <@Wizzup> roof

<ultratux@afk> Nathan, ArdaXi is right.

[14:10] <@the_JinX> | gentoo is prototypical of thespace .. lots of arguements .. lots of bussyness.. not very productive

[23:10] <@nathan7> | and if you're not guido you don't build arrays into infinity

<@ArdaXi> I try not to touch it too much
<@DrWhax> thats what she said
<@dreamer> if only that where true

11:55 <@ArdaXi> Oi, I'm totally honest about my ignorance
11:55 <@justa> we'll gladly help you with a t-shirt stating the same

00:59 <@Wizzup> ultratux: jouw mails beantwoorden is altijd moeite

<@DrWhax> im not a hipster
nathan7 hands DrWhax a pair of thick-rimmed glasses
<@DrWhax> I dont even have black rimmed glasses
<@DrWhax> o

<@ArdaXi> I procrastinated so much I ended up founding a company instead of studying ffs

[20:27] <@Wizzup> | nathan7: When a guy is good at doing something with his hands. When his fingers move nimbly.
Something as simple as typing fast. It makes me think of what he would do to me with his hands...

<@nathan7> if you have an arduino, you have an ISP
<@amx109> ASP, no?
<@nathan7> In System Programmer. ISP.
<@nathan7> ASP = Anal System Programmer?
<@ultratux> nathan7: I cannot follow. But I like your optimism.

<@ArdaXi> One girl who saw it just couldn't stop laughing

[19:12] <@ArdaXi>  | IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
[19:12] <@nathan7> | WAR IS PEACE
[19:12] <@ArdaXi>  | FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
[19:13] <@mwfc>    | caps is on the left...

19:33 <@ArdaXi> Nobody is going to do inventory at our space
19:35 <@ArdaXi> hypertux: I am fairly confident nobody will.
19:46 <@ArdaXi> I expressed my own personal views. Just because you can't interpret English doesn't mean I should dumb mine down.
19:47 <@ArdaXi> I am quite tired of you blaming your inability to parse English on me.
19:48 <@ArdaXi> hypertux: Again, I am not going to dumb down my English just for your benefit.
19:58 <@ArdaXi> hypertux: Except this entire thing started by you not grasping my meaning
19:58 <@ArdaXi> So perhaps language is more important than you think
19:59 <@ArdaXi> You attack me for what I think I mean, not for what I say
19:59 <@ArdaXi> It's kinda ridiculous

12:50 <@amx109> i said topical. not tropical
12:50 <@ArdaXi> What's the difference?

21:07 <@Stickers> PICTURES OF PUSSIES

[14:00] <@DrWhax> | I'm a CEO, I should be bathing in woman
[14:00] <@DrWhax> | eh
[14:00] <@DrWhax> | MONEY

[14:21] <@dreamer> | ah, we have a hip-hop artist at the space: whax.i.am
[14:21] <@DrWhax>  | :D
[14:21] <@dreamer> | member of The Black Eyed Pgps

[01:57] <nathan7> | amx109: javascript is the hitler of programming languages

[20:47] <@DrWhax> | i'm only a hipster zombie on sunday morning when I crawl out of my bed into the world full of intellectual despair, I cheer my self up by reading nietzche in a coffee company

[20:50] <@DrWhax> | I had this short conversation on a plane with somebody next to me who saw me reading nietzsche, we both decided I was pretty hardcore and probably didnt understand half of it.
[20:50] <@DrWhax> | both are true

22:03 <@DrWhax> my internet is full of despair today :(
22:04 <@amx109> and i, full of fail
22:04 <@DrWhax> amx109: what else is new? :)
22:04  * amx109 cries
22:05  * DrWhax pets amx109
22:05  * arym cries too
22:05 <@Wizzup> boys dont cry~
22:05 <@DrWhax> you could always become a manager and be like, I have no idea what the fuck im doing but im earning well so scrw you guiz
22:06 <@ArdaXi> amx109: Yes, listen to DrWhax. No matter how bad life gets, you can always become a manager.
22:06 <@ArdaXi> Don't you feel better now?

<@amx109> nathan7: what can we buy that is abundant, round and long

12:07 <@mwfc> Mattronix: irssi even guesses good. Therefore the irssi /disco got so famous
12:07 -!- Mattronix [~matthew@95.211.68.73] has quit [Quit: leaving]
12:07  * nathan7 highfives mwfc 
12:08 <@mwfc> wohoo

[11:02] <@DrWhax> | LIFE ISNT A PURPLE ELEPHANT FUCKING UP PEOPLE'S LIFE

15:06 <@Janus> die vrouw roept dan " wiiiiizup wiiiizuuuuuuppp!! "
15:06 <@cmpxchg> 'ik mag er niet in'

00:54 <@buZz> gewoon doen, tegen problemen aanlopen, tegen mensen over praten, vooral niet luisteren naar wat ze erover te zeggen 
      hebben, en aanpassen in code, redo from start
00:54 <@buZz> soort inverted bikeshedding

[23:21] <@ArdaXi> | Wizzup: It's a YouTube commenter. Grammar is the least of your worries.

[12:53] <@ultratux> | information wants to be free. Yeast wants to spread. It is all logical.

<@dreamer> women who want men to shave are just secret pedophiles

15:30 <@tew> "I'm leaving you for an NSA officer," she said.
15:30 <@tew> "But why? What does he have that I don't?"
15:30 <@tew> "He listens to me."

16:46 <@DrWhax> I just met you and this is crazy, here's my unicode, so parse it maybe?

15:01 <@realitygaps> also, we had a 3 box system from getting rid of random stuff, is that still active?
15:02 <@justa> realitygaps: it's there.
15:02 <@justa> realitygaps: but inactive
15:02 <@realitygaps> gives ppl some.time to find their stuff before its thrown out
15:02 <@justa> agreed. Cray didnt fit.

13:43 <@justa> r3boot: you're the other kind of nerd
13:43 <@justa> The enginerd
13:44 <@justa> the evil nemesis of the idealinerd
13:44 <@r3boot> ^_^

23:20 <@ArdaXi> webmind: our total current liquid assets comprise about 2k in total.
23:21 <@webmind> k
23:23 <@justa> gehehe
23:23 <@justa> he said...
23:23 <@justa> ass...ets
23:24 <@ArdaXi> justa: Did you have something to share with the class?
23:30 <@justa> ArdaXi: no sir; sorry sir.
23:31 <@ArdaXi> Good. Now, where was I?
23:31 <@ArdaXi> (Seriously, I have no idea)
23:33 <@justa> *throws paperball*

<nathan7> Je oma is een container.

webmind has difficulty with the length

<Control-K> Only one in hundred beers is ginger.

 <Mattronix> Hello, I'm Lindsay Lohan!

08.133154 < Wizzup> the quad core arm
08.133155 < Wizzup> guess what it runs
08.133157 < Wizzup> :)
08.133406 <@ultratux> ...emerge, for a couple weeks... ? ;-p

Mattronix: I can take ten at once!

01:20 <@ArdaXi> everything's going to systemd in the end
01:20 < Wizzup> Why?
01:20 < Wizzup> I doubt that every much
01:23 <@ArdaXi> Wizzup: wasn't referring to gentoo there
01:23 < Wizzup> ...
01:23 <@ArdaXi> would consider gentoo the one exception
01:23 <@ArdaXi> because it doesn't force an initsystem on you
01:23 <@ArdaXi> so, no, in this case, everything does not include gentoo

14:18 <@realitygaps> ultratux: might just be that shardik didnt have the fights to change the topic
14:19 <@realitygaps> s/fights/rights/
14:19 <@DrWhax> realitygaps: freud would be proud of that one.

[09:42] <@p0c> | coffee is a dependency for booting my laptop =p
[09:42] <@p0c> | it's the LUKS salt

[10:54] <@Julf> | Sure. Violence and blood is part of the American Way. Tits aren't. 

[IRL][cmpxchg commenting on a 1983 JVC color video camera] Nu heb je alle imperfecties in hardware

03:09 <@ultratux> wat, slaap je nog niet?
03:13 <@Kimchi> nee
03:14 <@Kimchi> Ik maak ruzie met mensen op het internet

11:21 <@stef> tew: thats the beauty of macbook, can run both windows And OSX!
<...>
11:22 < phicoh1> So you can run 2 operating systems you don't want to run? Wow

[12:38] <@ArdaXi>   | why is time so linear
[12:39] <@mmalecki> | depends on the drugs

<@cFire> I'm not sure /dev/null qualifies as a write device
<@cFire> sure you can pipe stuff to it
<@cFire> but nothing is ever written
<@ultratux> cFire: Sure it is written. Prove me wrong.
<@phicoh1> You also write to /dev/zero, the bits will be cleaned an returned on the next read :-)

<@JnX> wanna go see a 45 cent concert?
<@JnX> 50 Cent ft Nickleback

<@JnX> Avocado imediately .. followed by chalk .. and leather .. black
            leather

[IRL] (ultratux commenting during a presentation) Z80 assembly...!? The only assembly I know is Ikea assembly.

 22:17 <@ultratux> Debian... putting the 'apt' in laptop
 22:17 <@ultratux> Gentoo: putting the 'emerge' in emergency... ;-)

 23:06  * Wizzup has shell
 23:08 <@stef> Wizzup: usually when i say that at work it means my job is done :)

 <@brainsmoke> Rumour has it that the US DoD once tried to get funding for a water computer
 <@brainsmoke> but the President didn't want any more water gates

 (Wizzup IRL) There's nothing wrong with Brocolli

 (Ultratux IRL) Het gaat niet om de kernel, het gaat er om hoeveel modules je kan inserten

 23:02 <@skinnr> ArdaXi: it's called not-really-giving-a-f*ck 
 23:02 <@skinnr> it's quite cheap
 23:03 <@ArdaXi> oh, right, apathematine

 19:11 <@ultratux> Ha! Finally I've come up with the proper analogy to the CAT5E/CAT6 debate for the infra here...: 
 It reminds me of the farmer who went out and bought alloy wheels for his tractor... so he could plough faster.

 23:49 <@cmpxchg> did miley cyrus also ride her wrecking ball through the dirty room wall ?
 23:49 <@nathan7> it rhymes, it must be true
 23:50 <@ArdaXi> see, now I have this image in my head of ultratux doing that music video
 23:50 <@ArdaXi> ...I need more therapy

01:11 <@tew> openelec on rpi b+ plays video fine
01:11 <@tew> even do sterescopic 3d no problemo :)
01:16 <@tew> and now something went fubar and I only see the left-eye view :D
01:17 <@tew> I guess this is what pirates see when they watch movies

 (Daan IRL) De waarde van geld is te meten, maar niet in getallen.

14:17  * justa issues a one-child-per-parent policy on his Red Flag Linux kernel

While discussing the depth of a 19" flightcase:
(Mattronix IRL) So how wide is it actually?

A MacBook Air user:
I forgot to bring my ethernet port today . .

(Daan IRL) Women should not suffrage.

[talk about EeePC's]
00:27 <@webmind> I lost mine @ maagdenhuis
00:27 <@Wizzup> that's what she said!

(IRL, during debate about installing a window that opens for fresh air, in reply to an enquiry what topic was being discussed)
Phicoh: We've just decided to deploy Windows!

14:45  * justa aims the LOIC on Stef.
14:46 <@stef_> justa: come at me bro, im behind NAT!

12:00 <@piele> iot, can't spell idiot without it.

13:42 <@shardik> The space is now 
13:42 -!- shardik changed the topic of #techinc to: Welcome to Technologia Incognita, we are . https://www.techinc.nl/ - Social night every Wednesday at ACTA

22:33 < DokterBob> sjaan: thanks as well for that alert thing. 
22:33 <@sjaan> np
22:33 < DokterBob> sjaan: what actually happends when you do that?
22:34 <@sjaan> all ppl in the space are electrocuted :)

01:22 <@Wizzup> the_JinX: ik wil er een arm ding in stoppen, voornamelij (sic)

(IRL) Ultratux: Misschien moeten we maar met zijn allen chinees gaan praten, want die Chinezen... het gaat niet heel hard met hun Engels.

17:06 <@ArdaXi> yaml is het eerste data serializatie formaat dat ik gezien heb dat human-readable maar niet human-parsable is

(IRL) - "Wat smaak betreft, de chocolade van Tony Chocolonely kon me bijvoorbeeld niet echt boeien..."
      - "Ehm... Ik zou het woord 'boeien' niet gebruiken in de context van slaafvrije chocolade."

22:33 <@brainsmoke> the idea of fruitful entertainment is just bananas

11:55 <@shardik> [ Tina Turner - We Don't Need Another Hero [Official Music Video] - YouTube ]
11:55 <@Maikel> LOL
11:56 <@Maikel> by many warshipped as a female rockstar++
12:05 <@ultratux> warshipped?? lol
12:06 <@ultratux> I think you meant worshipped. Unless she's an aircraft carrier

(IRL) Brainsmoke: Wacht maar... ooit komt SystemD-Day!

20:04:37 <ultratux> Systemd walks into a bar, shoots the owner, proclaims it is the new owner, turns the bar into a casino, adds a hotel, a grocery store and an init system.

00:31 <@DrWhax> brainsmoke: en een soldeer tip voor jou
00:32 <@ultratux> DrWhax: hij heeft geen tips meer nodig... hij is al zo goed
00:32 <@DrWhax> badumtisch :)

<@ultratux>  okay. it's a mystery. wrapped in an enigma.                               
<@realitygaps> wrapped in an http api                                                    
<@Wizzup> in the cloud :)

12:47 <@tew> it puts the +o on its nick or it gets the +b again

00:37 <@parazyd> i386 coming in a few days                                                                                                 |
00:37 <@parazyd> sorry about that                                                                                                          |
00:38 <@ultratux> ah, intel finally have a successor to their 286 ? cool       

<@DrWhax> I stopped dating in the hacker scene ;)

14:06:24 <Maikel> "Tuxies law (or tuxies's rule of Systemd analogies) is an Internet adage which asserts that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparis
14:06:24 <Maikel> hes that is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to systemd. "

14:48:15 <ultratux> enne, je weet zelf dat vagina stoelen niet kunnen, hele hordes nare mannen zouden die gaan zitten likken en strelen en grabben...

12:05 <@Dantali0n> I was always so Intrigued as a kid when I got LSD