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Here is the official invitation for our upcoming general members meeting (ALV).<br />
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It will be on Sunday, '''21st of April 2024''' Start time is: '''15:00 CET'''<br />
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Please note that for the duration of this ALV, the space is '''solely''' available to members of the association who participate in the meeting!<br />
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If you cannot make it to the ALV, please find the mentioned Proxy-voting form and make sure to have someone represent you at the ALV.<br />
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The agenda of the upcoming meeting:<br />
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=1. Opening=<br />
==1.1 Amount of people present, proxy votes==<br />
- Proxy vote form: https://wiki.techinc.nl/File:Generic_proxy_vote_techinc.pdf<br />
==1.2 Finalizing the agenda; any new items?==<br />
==1.3 Vote: Approving minutes from last meeting==<br />
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The minutes of the previous meeting can be found: https://wiki.techinc.nl/ALV_June_2023<br />
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'''VOTE:''' This is a yes/no vote whether to accept the minutes from previous meeting<br />
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=2. Reports=<br />
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==2.1 Report from the board==<br />
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The board will present a small overview over the period since last ALV, June 2023 thus far.<br />
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==2.2 Report from dispute committee==<br />
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==2.3 Report from other committee?==<br />
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=3. Voting in financial auditing committee=<br />
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The current financial auditing committee is only left with one non-board and active member.<br />
At least one new member is needed in order to be able to present the financial report for 2022+2023 in a future ALV, which should follow soon.<br />
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Votes can be made for:<br />
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'''VOTE:''' This is '''closed''' vote whether to accept candidate(s) for joining / continuing on the auditing committee.<br />
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=4. Code of Conduct=<br />
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The Code of Conduct committee has produced a draft for a new Code of Conduct: https://wiki.techinc.nl/Code_of_Conduct<br />
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TODO: Add a small house rules change to tie in to the CoC.<br />
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'''VOTE:''' This is a yes/no vote whether to accept the CoC.<br />
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=6. Closing=</div>R3boothttps://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=ALV_April_2024&diff=28660ALV April 20242024-03-20T10:51:19Z<p>R3boot: /* 1.3 Vote: Approving minutes from last meeting */</p>
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Here is the official invitation for our upcoming general members meeting (ALV).<br />
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It will be on Sunday, '''21st of April 2024''' Start time is: '''15:00 CET'''<br />
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Please note that for the duration of this ALV, the space is '''solely''' available to members of the association who participate in the meeting!<br />
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If you cannot make it to the ALV, please find the mentioned Proxy-voting form and make sure to have someone represent you at the ALV.<br />
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The agenda of the upcoming meeting:<br />
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=1. Opening=<br />
==1.1 Amount of people present, proxy votes==<br />
- Proxy vote form: https://wiki.techinc.nl/File:Generic_proxy_vote_techinc.pdf<br />
==1.2 Finalizing the agenda; any new items?==<br />
==1.3 Vote: Approving minutes from last meeting==<br />
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The minutes of the previous meeting can be found: https://wiki.techinc.nl/ALV_June_2023<br />
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'''VOTE:''' This is a yes/no vote whether to accept the minutes from previous meeting<br />
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=2. Reports=<br />
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==2.1 Report from the board==<br />
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The board will present a small overview over the period since last ALV, June 2023 thus far.<br />
<br />
==2.2 Report from dispute committee==<br />
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==2.3 Report from other committee?==<br />
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=3. Voting in financial auditing committee=<br />
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The current financial auditing committee is only left with one non-board and active member.<br />
At least one new member is needed in order to be able to present the financial report for 2022+2023 in a future ALV, which should follow soon.<br />
<br />
Votes can be made for:<br />
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* (no candidate yet!).<br />
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'''VOTE:''' This is '''closed''' vote whether to accept candidate(s) for joining / continuing on the auditing committee.<br />
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=4. Code of Conduct=<br />
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The Code of Conduct committee has produced a draft for a new Code of Conduct: https://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=Code_of_Conduct&oldid=28407.<br />
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TODO: Add a small house rules change to tie in to the CoC.<br />
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'''VOTE:''' This is a yes/no vote whether to accept the CoC.<br />
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=5. Any other business (wvttk)/rondvraag=<br />
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=6. Closing=</div>R3boothttps://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=Social:2020-04-15&diff=23408Social:2020-04-152020-04-15T16:04:20Z<p>R3boot: </p>
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CANCELLED Weekly social evening, every Wednesday from 7pm till late, open to everyone!<br />
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Non-members welcome, guests welcome, expats welcome, visiting hackers welcome, refugees welcome!<br />
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See also #techinc-social on OFTC.</div>R3boothttps://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=20618Quotes2017-08-24T12:23:13Z<p>R3boot: </p>
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<div>The order is chronological: Please add new entries '''''at the bottom''''' !<br />
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<amx109> to my ear, dutch is like 18th century english, spoken by a very drunk person<br />
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(IRL) Danish Hacker: "I am an animal that needs direct satisfaction."<br />
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<amx109> boobs<br />
<tg> you're doing it wrong<br />
<tg> b(.)(.)bs<br />
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<DrWhax> im a big sarcastic asshole<br />
<DrWhax> sometimes I can hide it really well<br />
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(IRL) Dear Leader: "I know for a fact that the red light district is open after 1 am"<br />
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(IRL) madeddie: "Don't lose my bitches!"<br />
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<nathan7> and this is why hanging out with awesome slightly odd people is much more awesome than hanging out with normal people<br />
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(IRL) Dear Leader: "Do you know the thing about Mein Kampf?"<br />
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(IRL) ultratux: "Yea, i really like Aztec girls but they're not around anymore"<br />
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<@DrWhax> I have a turtle fetish<br />
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<completely out of context><br />
(IRL) madeddie: "I will go after everybody"<br />
(IRL) amx109: "Take me!"<br />
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[10:59] * webmind doesn't care so much what it runs, aslong as it's a system enough people know about to fix it<br />
[10:59] <@dreamer> | what about a system that doesn't break for stupid reasons? :)<br />
[10:59] <@webmind> | there's no such thing<br />
[10:59] <@webmind> | they're all made by humans<br />
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19:43 <@Wizzup_> let me know if I have to move the wiki page to my own DIY terrorist wiki<br />
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<@ultratux> I did not say that having a small one wasn't better than none at all...<br />
<@ultratux> ...that's what SHE said!<br />
<@ArdaXi> ultratux: Was it? I'm so sorry.<br />
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<@ultratux> | yeah. Why get defeated in an all-out battle if you can play sniper on irc, right.<br />
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continuing the techinc turtle love in... <br />
16:38 <@justa> | i like turtles<br />
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<@buZz> not controversial until you fill it with homemade gay pr0n<br />
<@DrWhax> I should finish that some day -_-<br />
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14:40 <@justa> supersmooth and hard<br />
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[21:20] <DrWhax> | amx109: I DONT GET IT<br />
[21:21] <DrWhax> | brits...<br />
[21:21] <amx109> | :D<br />
[21:21] <justa> | ... a new meme was bron<br />
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<@amx109> DrWhax: oh yea. artis. 9th dec? ;)<br />
<@DrWhax> amx109: lets gooooo o/<br />
<@ArdaXi> DrWhax: Yeah you are.<br />
<@DrWhax> ArdaXi: 3D PRINTING DILDO"S IS HELPING WOMAN WORLDWIDE<br />
<@amx109> DrWhax: zoo to dildos in..3 lines. epic<br />
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<@webmind> ultratux_, I have goal of trolling here<br />
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<@amx109> ardaxi: no one cares about heaven<br />
<@ArdaXi> amx109: Are you offended they won't let you in?<br />
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(IRL) nathan7: "It's pink. It's fabulous"<br />
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[12:28] <@ArdaXi> | Looking at the supports on an actual 3D dildo is pretty... entertaining.<br />
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<@webmind> look at it, so pretty when you peel of it's skin and little bits of blood drop out<br />
<@webmind> such sweet tasting flesh<br />
<@webmind> these little ones are really tasty<br />
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<@ArdaXi> #im14andthisisfunny<br />
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[17:13] <@part> | gentoo is like a religion, you don't really understand it, but it sure seems to make you feel good<br />
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<@DrWhax> i'm 14 and what is this<br />
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[22:56] <@ nathan7> | stef: microlithography<br />
[22:56] <@ stef> | i'm gonna have to google that one ;)<br />
[22:57] <@ nathan7> | it is micro and lithography<br />
[22:57] <@ nathan7> | I put the two words together<br />
[22:57] <@ nathan7> | blammo, microlithography<br />
[22:57] <@ ArdaXi> | nathan7: Did you learn about portmanteaus today?<br />
[22:57] <@ nathan7> | ArdaXi: no, I was explaining it to stef <br />
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<@amx109> realitygaps: if its just drips, this has happened before<br />
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[21:09] <@ Wizzup__> | we should have Gentoo Mondays, where we can compile all evening<br />
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15:56 < Wizzup> I will get new boobs tomorrow<br />
15:56 < Wizzup> wait...<br />
15:56 < Wizzup> ...<br />
15:56 < Wizzup> fobs<br />
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<@BugBlue> how do I hand in the membership form?<br />
<@justa> BugBlue: stick it in the_JinX's pants<br />
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Amran in RL: We..<br />
Justa in RL: who ?<br />
Amran in RL: We, the Windows people !<br />
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<@ amx109> | to space or not to space<br />
<@ ArdaXi> | That is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer<br />
<@ nathan7> | the slings and arrows of fellow space members<br />
<@ ArdaXi> | Or to take arms against a sea of trolls<br />
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<@DrWhax> otr++<br />
<@DrWhax> fap fap fap<br />
<@amx109> calm down<br />
<@DrWhax> no fu, i'm excited about OTR<br />
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<@Arnie> imagine a cpu tied up in a dark cellar and the irdc operator circling it, dripping wax candle in one hand, whip in the other<br />
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16:08 * Wizzup just repaired the root<br />
16:08 <@Wizzup> roof<br />
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<ultratux@afk> Nathan, ArdaXi is right.<br />
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[14:10] <@the_JinX> | gentoo is prototypical of thespace .. lots of arguements .. lots of bussyness.. not very productive<br />
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[23:10] <@nathan7> | and if you're not guido you don't build arrays into infinity<br />
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<@ArdaXi> I try not to touch it too much<br />
<@DrWhax> thats what she said<br />
<@dreamer> if only that where true<br />
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11:55 <@ArdaXi> Oi, I'm totally honest about my ignorance<br />
11:55 <@justa> we'll gladly help you with a t-shirt stating the same<br />
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00:59 <@Wizzup> ultratux: jouw mails beantwoorden is altijd moeite<br />
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<@DrWhax> im not a hipster<br />
nathan7 hands DrWhax a pair of thick-rimmed glasses<br />
<@DrWhax> I dont even have black rimmed glasses<br />
<@DrWhax> o<br />
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<@ArdaXi> I procrastinated so much I ended up founding a company instead of studying ffs<br />
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[20:27] <@Wizzup> | nathan7: When a guy is good at doing something with his hands. When his fingers move nimbly.<br />
Something as simple as typing fast. It makes me think of what he would do to me with his hands...<br />
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<@nathan7> if you have an arduino, you have an ISP<br />
<@amx109> ASP, no?<br />
<@nathan7> In System Programmer. ISP.<br />
<@nathan7> ASP = Anal System Programmer?<br />
<@ultratux> nathan7: I cannot follow. But I like your optimism.<br />
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<@ArdaXi> One girl who saw it just couldn't stop laughing<br />
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[19:12] <@ArdaXi> | IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH<br />
[19:12] <@nathan7> | WAR IS PEACE<br />
[19:12] <@ArdaXi> | FREEDOM IS SLAVERY<br />
[19:13] <@mwfc> | caps is on the left...<br />
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19:33 <@ArdaXi> Nobody is going to do inventory at our space<br />
19:35 <@ArdaXi> hypertux: I am fairly confident nobody will.<br />
19:46 <@ArdaXi> I expressed my own personal views. Just because you can't interpret English doesn't mean I should dumb mine down.<br />
19:47 <@ArdaXi> I am quite tired of you blaming your inability to parse English on me.<br />
19:48 <@ArdaXi> hypertux: Again, I am not going to dumb down my English just for your benefit.<br />
19:58 <@ArdaXi> hypertux: Except this entire thing started by you not grasping my meaning<br />
19:58 <@ArdaXi> So perhaps language is more important than you think<br />
19:59 <@ArdaXi> You attack me for what I think I mean, not for what I say<br />
19:59 <@ArdaXi> It's kinda ridiculous<br />
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12:50 <@amx109> i said topical. not tropical<br />
12:50 <@ArdaXi> What's the difference?<br />
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21:07 <@Stickers> PICTURES OF PUSSIES<br />
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[14:00] <@DrWhax> | I'm a CEO, I should be bathing in woman<br />
[14:00] <@DrWhax> | eh<br />
[14:00] <@DrWhax> | MONEY<br />
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[14:21] <@dreamer> | ah, we have a hip-hop artist at the space: whax.i.am<br />
[14:21] <@DrWhax> | :D<br />
[14:21] <@dreamer> | member of The Black Eyed Pgps<br />
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[01:57] <nathan7> | amx109: javascript is the hitler of programming languages<br />
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[20:47] <@DrWhax> | i'm only a hipster zombie on sunday morning when I crawl out of my bed into the world full of intellectual despair, I cheer my self up by reading nietzche in a coffee company<br />
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[20:50] <@DrWhax> | I had this short conversation on a plane with somebody next to me who saw me reading nietzsche, we both decided I was pretty hardcore and probably didnt understand half of it.<br />
[20:50] <@DrWhax> | both are true<br />
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22:03 <@DrWhax> my internet is full of despair today :(<br />
22:04 <@amx109> and i, full of fail<br />
22:04 <@DrWhax> amx109: what else is new? :)<br />
22:04 * amx109 cries<br />
22:05 * DrWhax pets amx109<br />
22:05 * arym cries too<br />
22:05 <@Wizzup> boys dont cry~<br />
22:05 <@DrWhax> you could always become a manager and be like, I have no idea what the fuck im doing but im earning well so scrw you guiz<br />
22:06 <@ArdaXi> amx109: Yes, listen to DrWhax. No matter how bad life gets, you can always become a manager.<br />
22:06 <@ArdaXi> Don't you feel better now?<br />
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<@amx109> nathan7: what can we buy that is abundant, round and long<br />
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12:07 <@mwfc> Mattronix: irssi even guesses good. Therefore the irssi /disco got so famous<br />
12:07 -!- Mattronix [~matthew@95.211.68.73] has quit [Quit: leaving]<br />
12:07 * nathan7 highfives mwfc <br />
12:08 <@mwfc> wohoo<br />
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[11:02] <@DrWhax> | LIFE ISNT A PURPLE ELEPHANT FUCKING UP PEOPLE'S LIFE<br />
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15:06 <@Janus> die vrouw roept dan " wiiiiizup wiiiizuuuuuuppp!! "<br />
15:06 <@cmpxchg> 'ik mag er niet in'<br />
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00:54 <@buZz> gewoon doen, tegen problemen aanlopen, tegen mensen over praten, vooral niet luisteren naar wat ze erover te zeggen <br />
hebben, en aanpassen in code, redo from start<br />
00:54 <@buZz> soort inverted bikeshedding<br />
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[23:21] <@ArdaXi> | Wizzup: It's a YouTube commenter. Grammar is the least of your worries.<br />
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[12:53] <@ultratux> | information wants to be free. Yeast wants to spread. It is all logical.<br />
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<@dreamer> women who want men to shave are just secret pedophiles<br />
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15:30 <@tew> "I'm leaving you for an NSA officer," she said.<br />
15:30 <@tew> "But why? What does he have that I don't?"<br />
15:30 <@tew> "He listens to me."<br />
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16:46 <@DrWhax> I just met you and this is crazy, here's my unicode, so parse it maybe?<br />
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15:01 <@realitygaps> also, we had a 3 box system from getting rid of random stuff, is that still active?<br />
15:02 <@justa> realitygaps: it's there.<br />
15:02 <@justa> realitygaps: but inactive<br />
15:02 <@realitygaps> gives ppl some.time to find their stuff before its thrown out<br />
15:02 <@justa> agreed. Cray didnt fit.<br />
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13:43 <@justa> r3boot: you're the other kind of nerd<br />
13:43 <@justa> The enginerd<br />
13:44 <@justa> the evil nemesis of the idealinerd<br />
13:44 <@r3boot> ^_^<br />
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23:20 <@ArdaXi> webmind: our total current liquid assets comprise about 2k in total.<br />
23:21 <@webmind> k<br />
23:23 <@justa> gehehe<br />
23:23 <@justa> he said...<br />
23:23 <@justa> ass...ets<br />
23:24 <@ArdaXi> justa: Did you have something to share with the class?<br />
23:30 <@justa> ArdaXi: no sir; sorry sir.<br />
23:31 <@ArdaXi> Good. Now, where was I?<br />
23:31 <@ArdaXi> (Seriously, I have no idea)<br />
23:33 <@justa> *throws paperball*<br />
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<nathan7> Je oma is een container.<br />
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webmind has difficulty with the length<br />
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<Control-K> Only one in hundred beers is ginger.<br />
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<Mattronix> Hello, I'm Lindsay Lohan!<br />
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08.133154 < Wizzup> the quad core arm<br />
08.133155 < Wizzup> guess what it runs<br />
08.133157 < Wizzup> :)<br />
08.133406 <@ultratux> ...emerge, for a couple weeks... ? ;-p<br />
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Mattronix: I can take ten at once!<br />
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01:20 <@ArdaXi> everything's going to systemd in the end<br />
01:20 < Wizzup> Why?<br />
01:20 < Wizzup> I doubt that every much<br />
01:23 <@ArdaXi> Wizzup: wasn't referring to gentoo there<br />
01:23 < Wizzup> ...<br />
01:23 <@ArdaXi> would consider gentoo the one exception<br />
01:23 <@ArdaXi> because it doesn't force an initsystem on you<br />
01:23 <@ArdaXi> so, no, in this case, everything does not include gentoo<br />
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14:18 <@realitygaps> ultratux: might just be that shardik didnt have the fights to change the topic<br />
14:19 <@realitygaps> s/fights/rights/<br />
14:19 <@DrWhax> realitygaps: freud would be proud of that one.<br />
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[09:42] <@p0c> | coffee is a dependency for booting my laptop =p<br />
[09:42] <@p0c> | it's the LUKS salt<br />
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[10:54] <@Julf> | Sure. Violence and blood is part of the American Way. Tits aren't. <br />
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[IRL][cmpxchg commenting on a 1983 JVC color video camera] Nu heb je alle imperfecties in hardware<br />
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03:09 <@ultratux> wat, slaap je nog niet?<br />
03:13 <@Kimchi> nee<br />
03:14 <@Kimchi> Ik maak ruzie met mensen op het internet<br />
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11:21 <@stef> tew: thats the beauty of macbook, can run both windows And OSX!<br />
<...><br />
11:22 < phicoh1> So you can run 2 operating systems you don't want to run? Wow<br />
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[12:38] <@ArdaXi> | why is time so linear<br />
[12:39] <@mmalecki> | depends on the drugs<br />
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<@cFire> I'm not sure /dev/null qualifies as a write device<br />
<@cFire> sure you can pipe stuff to it<br />
<@cFire> but nothing is ever written<br />
<@ultratux> cFire: Sure it is written. Prove me wrong.<br />
<@phicoh1> You also write to /dev/zero, the bits will be cleaned an returned on the next read :-)<br />
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<@JnX> wanna go see a 45 cent concert?<br />
<@JnX> 50 Cent ft Nickleback<br />
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<@JnX> Avocado imediately .. followed by chalk .. and leather .. black<br />
leather<br />
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[IRL] (ultratux commenting during a presentation) Z80 assembly...!? The only assembly I know is Ikea assembly.<br />
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22:17 <@ultratux> Debian... putting the 'apt' in laptop<br />
22:17 <@ultratux> Gentoo: putting the 'emerge' in emergency... ;-)<br />
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23:06 * Wizzup has shell<br />
23:08 <@stef> Wizzup: usually when i say that at work it means my job is done :)<br />
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<@brainsmoke> Rumour has it that the US DoD once tried to get funding for a water computer<br />
<@brainsmoke> but the President didn't want any more water gates<br />
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(Wizzup IRL) There's nothing wrong with Brocolli<br />
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(Ultratux IRL) Het gaat niet om de kernel, het gaat er om hoeveel modules je kan inserten<br />
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23:02 <@skinnr> ArdaXi: it's called not-really-giving-a-f*ck <br />
23:02 <@skinnr> it's quite cheap<br />
23:03 <@ArdaXi> oh, right, apathematine<br />
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19:11 <@ultratux> Ha! Finally I've come up with the proper analogy to the CAT5E/CAT6 debate for the infra here...: <br />
It reminds me of the farmer who went out and bought alloy wheels for his tractor... so he could plough faster.<br />
<br />
23:49 <@cmpxchg> did miley cyrus also ride her wrecking ball through the dirty room wall ?<br />
23:49 <@nathan7> it rhymes, it must be true<br />
23:50 <@ArdaXi> see, now I have this image in my head of ultratux doing that music video<br />
23:50 <@ArdaXi> ...I need more therapy<br />
<br />
01:11 <@tew> openelec on rpi b+ plays video fine<br />
01:11 <@tew> even do sterescopic 3d no problemo :)<br />
01:16 <@tew> and now something went fubar and I only see the left-eye view :D<br />
01:17 <@tew> I guess this is what pirates see when they watch movies<br />
<br />
(Daan IRL) De waarde van geld is te meten, maar niet in getallen.<br />
<br />
14:17 * justa issues a one-child-per-parent policy on his Red Flag Linux kernel<br />
<br />
While discussing the depth of a 19" flightcase:<br />
(Mattronix IRL) So how wide is it actually?<br />
<br />
A MacBook Air user:<br />
I forgot to bring my ethernet port today . .<br />
<br />
(Daan IRL) Women should not suffrage.<br />
<br />
[talk about EeePC's]<br />
00:27 <@webmind> I lost mine @ maagdenhuis<br />
00:27 <@Wizzup> that's what she said!<br />
<br />
(IRL, during debate about installing a window that opens for fresh air, in reply to an enquiry what topic was being discussed)<br />
Phicoh: We've just decided to deploy Windows!<br />
<br />
14:45 * justa aims the LOIC on Stef.<br />
14:46 <@stef_> justa: come at me bro, im behind NAT!<br />
<br />
12:00 <@piele> iot, can't spell idiot without it.<br />
<br />
13:42 <@shardik> The space is now <br />
13:42 -!- shardik changed the topic of #techinc to: Welcome to Technologia Incognita, we are . https://www.techinc.nl/ - Social night every Wednesday at ACTA<br />
<br />
22:33 < DokterBob> sjaan: thanks as well for that alert thing. <br />
22:33 <@sjaan> np<br />
22:33 < DokterBob> sjaan: what actually happends when you do that?<br />
22:34 <@sjaan> all ppl in the space are electrocuted :)<br />
<br />
01:22 <@Wizzup> the_JinX: ik wil er een arm ding in stoppen, voornamelij (sic)<br />
<br />
(IRL) Ultratux: Misschien moeten we maar met zijn allen chinees gaan praten, want die Chinezen... het gaat niet heel hard met hun Engels.<br />
<br />
17:06 <@ArdaXi> yaml is het eerste data serializatie formaat dat ik gezien heb dat human-readable maar niet human-parsable is<br />
<br />
(IRL) - "Wat smaak betreft, de chocolade van Tony Chocolonely kon me bijvoorbeeld niet echt boeien..."<br />
- "Ehm... Ik zou het woord 'boeien' niet gebruiken in de context van slaafvrije chocolade."<br />
<br />
22:33 <@brainsmoke> the idea of fruitful entertainment is just bananas<br />
<br />
11:55 <@shardik> [ Tina Turner - We Don't Need Another Hero [Official Music Video] - YouTube ]<br />
11:55 <@Maikel> LOL<br />
11:56 <@Maikel> by many warshipped as a female rockstar++<br />
12:05 <@ultratux> warshipped?? lol<br />
12:06 <@ultratux> I think you meant worshipped. Unless she's an aircraft carrier<br />
<br />
(IRL) Brainsmoke: Wacht maar... ooit komt SystemD-Day!<br />
<br />
20:04:37 <ultratux> Systemd walks into a bar, shoots the owner, proclaims it is the new owner, turns the bar into a casino, adds a hotel, a grocery store and an init system.<br />
<br />
00:31 <@DrWhax> brainsmoke: en een soldeer tip voor jou<br />
00:32 <@ultratux> DrWhax: hij heeft geen tips meer nodig... hij is al zo goed<br />
00:32 <@DrWhax> badumtisch :)<br />
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<@ultratux> okay. it's a mystery. wrapped in an enigma. <br />
<@realitygaps> wrapped in an http api <br />
<@Wizzup> in the cloud :)<br />
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12:47 <@tew> it puts the +o on its nick or it gets the +b again<br />
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00:37 <@parazyd> i386 coming in a few days |<br />
00:37 <@parazyd> sorry about that |<br />
00:38 <@ultratux> ah, intel finally have a successor to their 286 ? cool <br />
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<@DrWhax> I stopped dating in the hacker scene ;)<br />
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14:06:24 <Maikel> "Tuxies law (or tuxies's rule of Systemd analogies) is an Internet adage which asserts that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparis<br />
14:06:24 <Maikel> hes that is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to systemd. "<br />
<br />
14:48:15 <ultratux> enne, je weet zelf dat vagina stoelen niet kunnen, hele hordes nare mannen zouden die gaan zitten likken en strelen en grabben...<br />
<br />
<br />
12:05 <@Dantali0n> I was always so Intrigued as a kid when I got LSD<br />
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11:18:35 @Chotee | Very very rarely do we see public display of Windowsness in our space... But some will admit <br />
| to Dual-bootism when under enough coercion..<br />
<br />
<br />
11:37:50 @stef | realitygaps: holier than thou <br />
11:38:30 @realitygaps | its not about holier than thou imho. would you really want to have tails based off osx or windows <br />
| instead of free software?<br />
<br />
<br />
14:46:12 @stef_ | realitygaps: anyway, i dont disagree there are issues, but how to say this in english, there is a point where <br />
| even the peaceloving hippy says fuck it and goes on a rampage if you tell him often enough that he's a bad guy :) <br />
<br />
<br />
10:22:22 @Wilco | ethical hackers, wat een rotwoord <br />
10:22:35 @Wilco | suggereert dat normale hackers geen ethiek hebben.<br />
<br />
<br />
22:57:53 @webmind | How to find me on Mastodon? <br />
22:57:54 @webmind | You'll need my latitoot and longitoot. <br />
22:58:01 @webmind | sorry <br />
22:59:08 @brainsmoke | and altitoot<br />
<br />
<br />
22:55:01 thomascovenant | EH17 "Where are you from?" "Ah, from X! ...but how did you end up in here? Do you know somebody here? Or did <br />
| you just randomly search for events?" :-) <br />
22:55:27 thomascovenant | I should go with yes, I live with polar bears, and search for random events online. Tell me more.<br />
<br />
<br />
12:18:00 BadBoii | Maikel: You on a trolling spree? <br />
12:19:39 Maikel | note: we play tuxe racer <br />
12:19:45 Maikel | BadBoii: no darling <br />
12:19:48 Maikel | not yet. <br />
12:19:56 Maikel | Shall we start in a bit <br />
<br />
<br />
12:22:00 Maikel | I subscribed this day two people for an invite to scientology <br />
<br />
<br />
20:34 <@Julf> a pessimist is never disappointed<br />
<br />
21:42 <@thomascovenant> .checkout<br />
21:42 < shardik> thomascovenant is now checked out<br />
21:42 <@thomascovenant> .who<br />
21:42 < shardik> mouse<br />
<br />
<br />
00:22:15 @Katje | stef_, wfk: you two are in voilent agreement!<br />
<br />
<br />
@Katje | I suggested reeducation through percussive means<br />
webmind | 00:20 <@Katje> webmind: If I found out someone had hacked my laptop,from within the space, there may be percussive<br />
reprograming of their neural centres<br />
<br />
<br />
23:31 <webmind> I do think the doorbot allows for longer pins than 4 :)<br />
23:32 <@ultratux> webmind: for a fact. wizzup had a 37 digit pin code. now he <br />
uses the key because it's too tedious to type in.<br />
<br />
<br />
00:56:59 @wfk | "in God we trust. The rest we monitor." <br />
01:08:30 @wfk | webmind: I think I got that quote from an old-hand UNIX sysadmin (think 1980s) <br />
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<br />
00:36:54 @Katje | wfk: what is the notice period when firing a sys admin? <br />
00:38:43 @Katje | disable their accounts, then fire them, and give them their notice period as leave. you can't trust them otherwise <br />
<br />
<br />
13:21 <@wfk> my take on systemd: "What's this talk of UNIX/POSIX? We thought <br />
Linux was a badly implemented clone of Windows NT, so we set about <br />
fixing it." :-)<br />
13:22 <@Maikel> systemd rant time...GO<br />
<br />
23:02 <@Juerd> Whoa, there's documentation? :P<br />
<br />
@webmind | 'labourday? what's that?' <br />
@Chotee | webmind: Laubour day: "the day that we celebrate how our democratically elected officials hand <br />
our life's energies to the capitalist class for scraps and a seat on the board of<br />
directors?" ? <br />
@DrWhax | happy international workers day! <br />
<br />
< Xipholenabot> Hello world!<br />
<@Xipholena> A new version of the bot.<br />
<@Katje> .math 1+1<br />
< Xipholenabot> 2<br />
<@Katje> .math rm -rf /* <br />
< Xipholenabot> Please be nice to me.<br />
<@Katje> .math *hugs*<br />
< Xipholenabot> Xipholena does not allow me to process that.<br />
<@Xipholena> Aww<br />
<@Katje> .math *kiss*<br />
< Xipholenabot> Don't push my buttons.<br />
* Katje applauds <br />
<@Xipholena> :D<br />
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<br />
<@Katje> techinc is searching for consensus. Ready the popcorn! <br />
<br />
<br />
@Katje | back in 2015 I had a job interview where I was asked "where do you see yourself in 5 years time?"<br />
@Katje | I replied "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision" <br />
ro5k0_ | Hahahahaha <br />
@Katje | these days if I get that question, I think the answers "scavenging for water in the remains of post apolcalypse earth"<br />
<br />
<br />
@p2-mate | cmpxchg: how do you get the patch if you can't connect your windows machine to the internet? :) <br />
@stef | if only somebody discovered some kind of device with memory storage that you could physically move to another pc.. <br />
@brainsmoke | carrier pidgeons? <br />
<br />
<br />
@Julf | Is it just me, or are the tourists even more tourist-y than usual? <br />
@realitygaps__ | Julf: yeah i have the same feeling last week or so <br />
@realitygaps__ | and its only the start o.o <br />
<br />
<br />
@parazyd | yesterday i went to sleep this morning <br />
<br />
<br />
@Julf | IGF was created to divert yet another attempt to hand over IANA (and other Internet governance functions) to UN/ITU. <br />
<br />
<br />
@realitygaps__ | tfw toool is actually becoming an open organisation :) <br />
@thomascovenant | Is it becoming.... an open organisation of lockpickers? <br />
@Katje | hardly going to be a locked organisation is it?<br />
<br />
<br />
@Katje | what are you testing ? <br />
@keesj | well.. I have a sysadmin here trying to figure out if my machine is vulnerable <br />
@Katje | to anything in particular? <br />
@Katje | flu? <br />
@Katje | small pox? <br />
@atluxity | intel amt?<br />
<br />
<br />
@the_JinX | ush .. I need help . . <br />
@the_JinX | . . on my talk <br />
@the_JinX | Dick Pics for Privacy <br />
@the_JinX | ethical trolling of (government) agencies <br />
@the_JinX | wanted to do a 15 minute one .. no 30 minute <br />
@the_JinX | :/ <br />
@brainsmoke | so you need 15 minutes of extra dick-pics? <br />
@parazyd | uptime | perl -ne "/(\d+) d/;print 8,q(=)x\$1,\"D\"" <br />
@the_JinX | : <br />
@the_JinX | D <br />
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<br />
@stef | i used to work at some cable ISP 10+ years ago, back then ppl giving their modem back by throwing it through a window was a<br />
suprisingly common thing.. :)<br />
<br />
<br />
@Maikel " Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute ‘plans.’" -- Walter <br />
<br />
<br />
@hoverbear | thomascovenant: Where we're going, we don't need no class. <br />
@realitygaps__ | ah you are going to techinc then i assume :) <br />
<br />
<br />
<@ultratux> I can hear G.W. Bush saying it... "The French don't even have a word for saboteur"<br />
<br />
<br />
14:23 < Katje> but we've not had an alv in at least a month...<br />
<br />
<br />
[reacting to Sean Spicer explaining that Trump really didn't misspell "coverage" when he tweeted that "covfefe" word]<br />
<ultratux> Nah, my zipper isn't down. These pants were designed to have a vertical gap at dick level with little rows of tiny metal blocky things lining the edges of the gap on each side...<br />
<ultratux> I just felt like not ending my sentence but instead sending my code word to my little group of people who are also on twitter<br />
<br />
<br />
@DrWhax | mystery of the day! key was found in the toilet with fox-it logo, but was from another space rented in the <br />
| space!!!1111oneoneone <br />
@webmind | fox-it spies in the building! <br />
bigmacfoobar | it smelled like weed in is room - he appears to live there<br />
<br />
<br />
Thomas Covenant on twitter: "Sometimes I think that top three insomnia reasons within the community are Club Mate, cuddle deficiency<br />
and someone being wrong on irc."<br />
<br />
<br />
<hacktix> Grep! Grep! Grep!! sed the Awk, jumping off the cliff<br />
<br />
<br />
<ultratux> thomascovfefenant: BR<br />
* Katje giggles<br />
<@stef_> ppl in the train are now wondering why im laughing.. thx ultratux <br />
<br />
<br />
<@realitygaps__> "Sports is to war as pornography is to sex"<br />
<ultratux> realitygaps__: you mean, with closeups, with the lights on, and cringingly bad dialogue? Sounds about right yeah.<br />
<br />
<br />
@webmind | "Idiots guide to space" was not about keeping the hackerspace tidy? :) <br />
@ultratux | lol <br />
<br />
<br />
Mobile app error message: "you seem to be shaking the phone in frustration, would you like to file a bug report"<br />
Webmind: I was laughing!<br />
<br />
<br />
* | ultratux waves back from no-Gnome, no-Systemd gentoo land<br />
<br />
<br />
thomascovenant | stef__: I can feel your usb c from here<br />
@DrWhax | boom<br />
@stef__ | usbc is like the one thing that is actually good on this laptop :)<br />
<br />
<br />
<@Katje> oh, and imperial measures are just bonkers moron stupid <br />
<@justa> unless you're playing a march<br />
<@justa> i cant imagine the metric march sounding as impressively haunting<br />
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<@stef__> no putting it on the quotes page! :)<br />
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<@DrWhax> went out last night in my apt install anarchism sweater and had someone from code-rood said, hey dude, are you anarcho??<br />
<@Maikel> DrWhax: and you: "No, since systemD we're Capitalist anarcho"<br />
<@brainsmoke> DrWhax: due to copyright issues thatpackage has been renamed to icenarchism in debian<br />
<br />
<br />
Phicoh IRL: there's some sort of song distracting from this porn.<br />
<br />
<br />
<thomascovenant> do NOT put me into quotes<br />
<@buZz> ''' thomascovenant '''<br />
<@dec23> `thomascovenant`<br />
<br />
<@bigmacfoobar> if you can't wait 24hr for male order, you pay extra.<br />
<@webmind> female order preferred? ;)<br />
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<@Julf> and a lot of americans use smart cars to get from their SUV into the mall<br />
<br />
<@webmind[m]> Katje: they have the church of icecream in this town. I'm on f(l)avour<br />
<@stef__> webmind[m]: now thats a religion i could get behind!<br />
<@webmind[m]> It's def. The cream of them all yes<br />
<@stef__> kinda nice that you can have a whole set of deities like strawberry/vanilla/chocolate chip/etc :)<br />
<@webmind[m]> That's a split I do not mind indeed<br />
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brainsmoke | .who 's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about? <br />
shardik | bakboter <br />
@thomascovenant | .who will never leave a mess when it's miau, weed or chess? <br />
shardik | bakboter <br />
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dec23 | stef_, no, i am stuck in the "apple is an evil company formerly run by a total bastard who is thankfully dead and is now going down<br />
the drain because their great hero is gone.<br />
<br />
<br />
[17:36:45] <ultratux> That is my wish.<br />
[17:37:20] <buZz> your wish is granted<br />
[17:37:35] <buZz> you may now kiss the bamischijf and i pronounce you tux and lover<br />
[17:37:54] <ultratux> buZz: the mail, not the bamischijf.<br />
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Julf | We need an ALV to vote about cooking in the bike shed<br />
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14:21 <@Maikel> I have a little secret to tell you, r3boot<br />
14:21 <@r3boot> uh oh<br />
14:21 <@Maikel> As a teenager I was really in to Take That.<br />
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[[Category:TechInc]]</div>R3boothttps://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=20617Quotes2017-08-24T12:22:54Z<p>R3boot: </p>
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<amx109> to my ear, dutch is like 18th century english, spoken by a very drunk person<br />
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(IRL) Danish Hacker: "I am an animal that needs direct satisfaction."<br />
<br />
<amx109> boobs<br />
<tg> you're doing it wrong<br />
<tg> b(.)(.)bs<br />
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<DrWhax> im a big sarcastic asshole<br />
<DrWhax> sometimes I can hide it really well<br />
<br />
(IRL) Dear Leader: "I know for a fact that the red light district is open after 1 am"<br />
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(IRL) madeddie: "Don't lose my bitches!"<br />
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<nathan7> and this is why hanging out with awesome slightly odd people is much more awesome than hanging out with normal people<br />
<br />
(IRL) Dear Leader: "Do you know the thing about Mein Kampf?"<br />
<br />
(IRL) ultratux: "Yea, i really like Aztec girls but they're not around anymore"<br />
<br />
<@DrWhax> I have a turtle fetish<br />
<br />
<completely out of context><br />
(IRL) madeddie: "I will go after everybody"<br />
(IRL) amx109: "Take me!"<br />
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[10:59] * webmind doesn't care so much what it runs, aslong as it's a system enough people know about to fix it<br />
[10:59] <@dreamer> | what about a system that doesn't break for stupid reasons? :)<br />
[10:59] <@webmind> | there's no such thing<br />
[10:59] <@webmind> | they're all made by humans<br />
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19:43 <@Wizzup_> let me know if I have to move the wiki page to my own DIY terrorist wiki<br />
<br />
<@ultratux> I did not say that having a small one wasn't better than none at all...<br />
<@ultratux> ...that's what SHE said!<br />
<@ArdaXi> ultratux: Was it? I'm so sorry.<br />
<br />
<@ultratux> | yeah. Why get defeated in an all-out battle if you can play sniper on irc, right.<br />
<br />
continuing the techinc turtle love in... <br />
16:38 <@justa> | i like turtles<br />
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<@buZz> not controversial until you fill it with homemade gay pr0n<br />
<@DrWhax> I should finish that some day -_-<br />
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14:40 <@justa> supersmooth and hard<br />
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[21:20] <DrWhax> | amx109: I DONT GET IT<br />
[21:21] <DrWhax> | brits...<br />
[21:21] <amx109> | :D<br />
[21:21] <justa> | ... a new meme was bron<br />
<br />
<@amx109> DrWhax: oh yea. artis. 9th dec? ;)<br />
<@DrWhax> amx109: lets gooooo o/<br />
<@ArdaXi> DrWhax: Yeah you are.<br />
<@DrWhax> ArdaXi: 3D PRINTING DILDO"S IS HELPING WOMAN WORLDWIDE<br />
<@amx109> DrWhax: zoo to dildos in..3 lines. epic<br />
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<@webmind> ultratux_, I have goal of trolling here<br />
<br />
<@amx109> ardaxi: no one cares about heaven<br />
<@ArdaXi> amx109: Are you offended they won't let you in?<br />
<br />
(IRL) nathan7: "It's pink. It's fabulous"<br />
<br />
[12:28] <@ArdaXi> | Looking at the supports on an actual 3D dildo is pretty... entertaining.<br />
<br />
<@webmind> look at it, so pretty when you peel of it's skin and little bits of blood drop out<br />
<@webmind> such sweet tasting flesh<br />
<@webmind> these little ones are really tasty<br />
<br />
<@ArdaXi> #im14andthisisfunny<br />
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[17:13] <@part> | gentoo is like a religion, you don't really understand it, but it sure seems to make you feel good<br />
<br />
<@DrWhax> i'm 14 and what is this<br />
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[22:56] <@ nathan7> | stef: microlithography<br />
[22:56] <@ stef> | i'm gonna have to google that one ;)<br />
[22:57] <@ nathan7> | it is micro and lithography<br />
[22:57] <@ nathan7> | I put the two words together<br />
[22:57] <@ nathan7> | blammo, microlithography<br />
[22:57] <@ ArdaXi> | nathan7: Did you learn about portmanteaus today?<br />
[22:57] <@ nathan7> | ArdaXi: no, I was explaining it to stef <br />
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<@amx109> realitygaps: if its just drips, this has happened before<br />
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[21:09] <@ Wizzup__> | we should have Gentoo Mondays, where we can compile all evening<br />
<br />
15:56 < Wizzup> I will get new boobs tomorrow<br />
15:56 < Wizzup> wait...<br />
15:56 < Wizzup> ...<br />
15:56 < Wizzup> fobs<br />
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<@BugBlue> how do I hand in the membership form?<br />
<@justa> BugBlue: stick it in the_JinX's pants<br />
<br />
Amran in RL: We..<br />
Justa in RL: who ?<br />
Amran in RL: We, the Windows people !<br />
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<@ amx109> | to space or not to space<br />
<@ ArdaXi> | That is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer<br />
<@ nathan7> | the slings and arrows of fellow space members<br />
<@ ArdaXi> | Or to take arms against a sea of trolls<br />
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<@DrWhax> otr++<br />
<@DrWhax> fap fap fap<br />
<@amx109> calm down<br />
<@DrWhax> no fu, i'm excited about OTR<br />
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<@Arnie> imagine a cpu tied up in a dark cellar and the irdc operator circling it, dripping wax candle in one hand, whip in the other<br />
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16:08 * Wizzup just repaired the root<br />
16:08 <@Wizzup> roof<br />
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<ultratux@afk> Nathan, ArdaXi is right.<br />
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[14:10] <@the_JinX> | gentoo is prototypical of thespace .. lots of arguements .. lots of bussyness.. not very productive<br />
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[23:10] <@nathan7> | and if you're not guido you don't build arrays into infinity<br />
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<@ArdaXi> I try not to touch it too much<br />
<@DrWhax> thats what she said<br />
<@dreamer> if only that where true<br />
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11:55 <@ArdaXi> Oi, I'm totally honest about my ignorance<br />
11:55 <@justa> we'll gladly help you with a t-shirt stating the same<br />
<br />
00:59 <@Wizzup> ultratux: jouw mails beantwoorden is altijd moeite<br />
<br />
<@DrWhax> im not a hipster<br />
nathan7 hands DrWhax a pair of thick-rimmed glasses<br />
<@DrWhax> I dont even have black rimmed glasses<br />
<@DrWhax> o<br />
<br />
<@ArdaXi> I procrastinated so much I ended up founding a company instead of studying ffs<br />
<br />
[20:27] <@Wizzup> | nathan7: When a guy is good at doing something with his hands. When his fingers move nimbly.<br />
Something as simple as typing fast. It makes me think of what he would do to me with his hands...<br />
<br />
<@nathan7> if you have an arduino, you have an ISP<br />
<@amx109> ASP, no?<br />
<@nathan7> In System Programmer. ISP.<br />
<@nathan7> ASP = Anal System Programmer?<br />
<@ultratux> nathan7: I cannot follow. But I like your optimism.<br />
<br />
<@ArdaXi> One girl who saw it just couldn't stop laughing<br />
<br />
[19:12] <@ArdaXi> | IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH<br />
[19:12] <@nathan7> | WAR IS PEACE<br />
[19:12] <@ArdaXi> | FREEDOM IS SLAVERY<br />
[19:13] <@mwfc> | caps is on the left...<br />
<br />
19:33 <@ArdaXi> Nobody is going to do inventory at our space<br />
19:35 <@ArdaXi> hypertux: I am fairly confident nobody will.<br />
19:46 <@ArdaXi> I expressed my own personal views. Just because you can't interpret English doesn't mean I should dumb mine down.<br />
19:47 <@ArdaXi> I am quite tired of you blaming your inability to parse English on me.<br />
19:48 <@ArdaXi> hypertux: Again, I am not going to dumb down my English just for your benefit.<br />
19:58 <@ArdaXi> hypertux: Except this entire thing started by you not grasping my meaning<br />
19:58 <@ArdaXi> So perhaps language is more important than you think<br />
19:59 <@ArdaXi> You attack me for what I think I mean, not for what I say<br />
19:59 <@ArdaXi> It's kinda ridiculous<br />
<br />
12:50 <@amx109> i said topical. not tropical<br />
12:50 <@ArdaXi> What's the difference?<br />
<br />
21:07 <@Stickers> PICTURES OF PUSSIES<br />
<br />
[14:00] <@DrWhax> | I'm a CEO, I should be bathing in woman<br />
[14:00] <@DrWhax> | eh<br />
[14:00] <@DrWhax> | MONEY<br />
<br />
[14:21] <@dreamer> | ah, we have a hip-hop artist at the space: whax.i.am<br />
[14:21] <@DrWhax> | :D<br />
[14:21] <@dreamer> | member of The Black Eyed Pgps<br />
<br />
[01:57] <nathan7> | amx109: javascript is the hitler of programming languages<br />
<br />
[20:47] <@DrWhax> | i'm only a hipster zombie on sunday morning when I crawl out of my bed into the world full of intellectual despair, I cheer my self up by reading nietzche in a coffee company<br />
<br />
[20:50] <@DrWhax> | I had this short conversation on a plane with somebody next to me who saw me reading nietzsche, we both decided I was pretty hardcore and probably didnt understand half of it.<br />
[20:50] <@DrWhax> | both are true<br />
<br />
22:03 <@DrWhax> my internet is full of despair today :(<br />
22:04 <@amx109> and i, full of fail<br />
22:04 <@DrWhax> amx109: what else is new? :)<br />
22:04 * amx109 cries<br />
22:05 * DrWhax pets amx109<br />
22:05 * arym cries too<br />
22:05 <@Wizzup> boys dont cry~<br />
22:05 <@DrWhax> you could always become a manager and be like, I have no idea what the fuck im doing but im earning well so scrw you guiz<br />
22:06 <@ArdaXi> amx109: Yes, listen to DrWhax. No matter how bad life gets, you can always become a manager.<br />
22:06 <@ArdaXi> Don't you feel better now?<br />
<br />
<@amx109> nathan7: what can we buy that is abundant, round and long<br />
<br />
12:07 <@mwfc> Mattronix: irssi even guesses good. Therefore the irssi /disco got so famous<br />
12:07 -!- Mattronix [~matthew@95.211.68.73] has quit [Quit: leaving]<br />
12:07 * nathan7 highfives mwfc <br />
12:08 <@mwfc> wohoo<br />
<br />
[11:02] <@DrWhax> | LIFE ISNT A PURPLE ELEPHANT FUCKING UP PEOPLE'S LIFE<br />
<br />
15:06 <@Janus> die vrouw roept dan " wiiiiizup wiiiizuuuuuuppp!! "<br />
15:06 <@cmpxchg> 'ik mag er niet in'<br />
<br />
00:54 <@buZz> gewoon doen, tegen problemen aanlopen, tegen mensen over praten, vooral niet luisteren naar wat ze erover te zeggen <br />
hebben, en aanpassen in code, redo from start<br />
00:54 <@buZz> soort inverted bikeshedding<br />
<br />
[23:21] <@ArdaXi> | Wizzup: It's a YouTube commenter. Grammar is the least of your worries.<br />
<br />
[12:53] <@ultratux> | information wants to be free. Yeast wants to spread. It is all logical.<br />
<br />
<@dreamer> women who want men to shave are just secret pedophiles<br />
<br />
15:30 <@tew> "I'm leaving you for an NSA officer," she said.<br />
15:30 <@tew> "But why? What does he have that I don't?"<br />
15:30 <@tew> "He listens to me."<br />
<br />
16:46 <@DrWhax> I just met you and this is crazy, here's my unicode, so parse it maybe?<br />
<br />
15:01 <@realitygaps> also, we had a 3 box system from getting rid of random stuff, is that still active?<br />
15:02 <@justa> realitygaps: it's there.<br />
15:02 <@justa> realitygaps: but inactive<br />
15:02 <@realitygaps> gives ppl some.time to find their stuff before its thrown out<br />
15:02 <@justa> agreed. Cray didnt fit.<br />
<br />
13:43 <@justa> r3boot: you're the other kind of nerd<br />
13:43 <@justa> The enginerd<br />
13:44 <@justa> the evil nemesis of the idealinerd<br />
13:44 <@r3boot> ^_^<br />
<br />
23:20 <@ArdaXi> webmind: our total current liquid assets comprise about 2k in total.<br />
23:21 <@webmind> k<br />
23:23 <@justa> gehehe<br />
23:23 <@justa> he said...<br />
23:23 <@justa> ass...ets<br />
23:24 <@ArdaXi> justa: Did you have something to share with the class?<br />
23:30 <@justa> ArdaXi: no sir; sorry sir.<br />
23:31 <@ArdaXi> Good. Now, where was I?<br />
23:31 <@ArdaXi> (Seriously, I have no idea)<br />
23:33 <@justa> *throws paperball*<br />
<br />
<nathan7> Je oma is een container.<br />
<br />
webmind has difficulty with the length<br />
<br />
<Control-K> Only one in hundred beers is ginger.<br />
<br />
<pre style="font-weight:bold; color:pink"><br />
<Mattronix> Hello, I'm Lindsay Lohan!<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
08.133154 < Wizzup> the quad core arm<br />
08.133155 < Wizzup> guess what it runs<br />
08.133157 < Wizzup> :)<br />
08.133406 <@ultratux> ...emerge, for a couple weeks... ? ;-p<br />
<br />
Mattronix: I can take ten at once!<br />
<br />
<br />
01:20 <@ArdaXi> everything's going to systemd in the end<br />
01:20 < Wizzup> Why?<br />
01:20 < Wizzup> I doubt that every much<br />
01:23 <@ArdaXi> Wizzup: wasn't referring to gentoo there<br />
01:23 < Wizzup> ...<br />
01:23 <@ArdaXi> would consider gentoo the one exception<br />
01:23 <@ArdaXi> because it doesn't force an initsystem on you<br />
01:23 <@ArdaXi> so, no, in this case, everything does not include gentoo<br />
<br />
14:18 <@realitygaps> ultratux: might just be that shardik didnt have the fights to change the topic<br />
14:19 <@realitygaps> s/fights/rights/<br />
14:19 <@DrWhax> realitygaps: freud would be proud of that one.<br />
<br />
[09:42] <@p0c> | coffee is a dependency for booting my laptop =p<br />
[09:42] <@p0c> | it's the LUKS salt<br />
<br />
[10:54] <@Julf> | Sure. Violence and blood is part of the American Way. Tits aren't. <br />
<br />
[IRL][cmpxchg commenting on a 1983 JVC color video camera] Nu heb je alle imperfecties in hardware<br />
<br />
03:09 <@ultratux> wat, slaap je nog niet?<br />
03:13 <@Kimchi> nee<br />
03:14 <@Kimchi> Ik maak ruzie met mensen op het internet<br />
<br />
11:21 <@stef> tew: thats the beauty of macbook, can run both windows And OSX!<br />
<...><br />
11:22 < phicoh1> So you can run 2 operating systems you don't want to run? Wow<br />
<br />
[12:38] <@ArdaXi> | why is time so linear<br />
[12:39] <@mmalecki> | depends on the drugs<br />
<br />
<@cFire> I'm not sure /dev/null qualifies as a write device<br />
<@cFire> sure you can pipe stuff to it<br />
<@cFire> but nothing is ever written<br />
<@ultratux> cFire: Sure it is written. Prove me wrong.<br />
<@phicoh1> You also write to /dev/zero, the bits will be cleaned an returned on the next read :-)<br />
<br />
<@JnX> wanna go see a 45 cent concert?<br />
<@JnX> 50 Cent ft Nickleback<br />
<br />
<@JnX> Avocado imediately .. followed by chalk .. and leather .. black<br />
leather<br />
<br />
[IRL] (ultratux commenting during a presentation) Z80 assembly...!? The only assembly I know is Ikea assembly.<br />
<br />
22:17 <@ultratux> Debian... putting the 'apt' in laptop<br />
22:17 <@ultratux> Gentoo: putting the 'emerge' in emergency... ;-)<br />
<br />
23:06 * Wizzup has shell<br />
23:08 <@stef> Wizzup: usually when i say that at work it means my job is done :)<br />
<br />
<@brainsmoke> Rumour has it that the US DoD once tried to get funding for a water computer<br />
<@brainsmoke> but the President didn't want any more water gates<br />
<br />
(Wizzup IRL) There's nothing wrong with Brocolli<br />
<br />
(Ultratux IRL) Het gaat niet om de kernel, het gaat er om hoeveel modules je kan inserten<br />
<br />
23:02 <@skinnr> ArdaXi: it's called not-really-giving-a-f*ck <br />
23:02 <@skinnr> it's quite cheap<br />
23:03 <@ArdaXi> oh, right, apathematine<br />
<br />
19:11 <@ultratux> Ha! Finally I've come up with the proper analogy to the CAT5E/CAT6 debate for the infra here...: <br />
It reminds me of the farmer who went out and bought alloy wheels for his tractor... so he could plough faster.<br />
<br />
23:49 <@cmpxchg> did miley cyrus also ride her wrecking ball through the dirty room wall ?<br />
23:49 <@nathan7> it rhymes, it must be true<br />
23:50 <@ArdaXi> see, now I have this image in my head of ultratux doing that music video<br />
23:50 <@ArdaXi> ...I need more therapy<br />
<br />
01:11 <@tew> openelec on rpi b+ plays video fine<br />
01:11 <@tew> even do sterescopic 3d no problemo :)<br />
01:16 <@tew> and now something went fubar and I only see the left-eye view :D<br />
01:17 <@tew> I guess this is what pirates see when they watch movies<br />
<br />
(Daan IRL) De waarde van geld is te meten, maar niet in getallen.<br />
<br />
14:17 * justa issues a one-child-per-parent policy on his Red Flag Linux kernel<br />
<br />
While discussing the depth of a 19" flightcase:<br />
(Mattronix IRL) So how wide is it actually?<br />
<br />
A MacBook Air user:<br />
I forgot to bring my ethernet port today . .<br />
<br />
(Daan IRL) Women should not suffrage.<br />
<br />
[talk about EeePC's]<br />
00:27 <@webmind> I lost mine @ maagdenhuis<br />
00:27 <@Wizzup> that's what she said!<br />
<br />
(IRL, during debate about installing a window that opens for fresh air, in reply to an enquiry what topic was being discussed)<br />
Phicoh: We've just decided to deploy Windows!<br />
<br />
14:45 * justa aims the LOIC on Stef.<br />
14:46 <@stef_> justa: come at me bro, im behind NAT!<br />
<br />
12:00 <@piele> iot, can't spell idiot without it.<br />
<br />
13:42 <@shardik> The space is now <br />
13:42 -!- shardik changed the topic of #techinc to: Welcome to Technologia Incognita, we are . https://www.techinc.nl/ - Social night every Wednesday at ACTA<br />
<br />
22:33 < DokterBob> sjaan: thanks as well for that alert thing. <br />
22:33 <@sjaan> np<br />
22:33 < DokterBob> sjaan: what actually happends when you do that?<br />
22:34 <@sjaan> all ppl in the space are electrocuted :)<br />
<br />
01:22 <@Wizzup> the_JinX: ik wil er een arm ding in stoppen, voornamelij (sic)<br />
<br />
(IRL) Ultratux: Misschien moeten we maar met zijn allen chinees gaan praten, want die Chinezen... het gaat niet heel hard met hun Engels.<br />
<br />
17:06 <@ArdaXi> yaml is het eerste data serializatie formaat dat ik gezien heb dat human-readable maar niet human-parsable is<br />
<br />
(IRL) - "Wat smaak betreft, de chocolade van Tony Chocolonely kon me bijvoorbeeld niet echt boeien..."<br />
- "Ehm... Ik zou het woord 'boeien' niet gebruiken in de context van slaafvrije chocolade."<br />
<br />
22:33 <@brainsmoke> the idea of fruitful entertainment is just bananas<br />
<br />
11:55 <@shardik> [ Tina Turner - We Don't Need Another Hero [Official Music Video] - YouTube ]<br />
11:55 <@Maikel> LOL<br />
11:56 <@Maikel> by many warshipped as a female rockstar++<br />
12:05 <@ultratux> warshipped?? lol<br />
12:06 <@ultratux> I think you meant worshipped. Unless she's an aircraft carrier<br />
<br />
(IRL) Brainsmoke: Wacht maar... ooit komt SystemD-Day!<br />
<br />
20:04:37 <ultratux> Systemd walks into a bar, shoots the owner, proclaims it is the new owner, turns the bar into a casino, adds a hotel, a grocery store and an init system.<br />
<br />
00:31 <@DrWhax> brainsmoke: en een soldeer tip voor jou<br />
00:32 <@ultratux> DrWhax: hij heeft geen tips meer nodig... hij is al zo goed<br />
00:32 <@DrWhax> badumtisch :)<br />
<br />
<@ultratux> okay. it's a mystery. wrapped in an enigma. <br />
<@realitygaps> wrapped in an http api <br />
<@Wizzup> in the cloud :)<br />
<br />
12:47 <@tew> it puts the +o on its nick or it gets the +b again<br />
<br />
00:37 <@parazyd> i386 coming in a few days |<br />
00:37 <@parazyd> sorry about that |<br />
00:38 <@ultratux> ah, intel finally have a successor to their 286 ? cool <br />
<br />
<@DrWhax> I stopped dating in the hacker scene ;)<br />
<br />
<br />
14:06:24 <Maikel> "Tuxies law (or tuxies's rule of Systemd analogies) is an Internet adage which asserts that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparis<br />
14:06:24 <Maikel> hes that is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to systemd. "<br />
<br />
14:48:15 <ultratux> enne, je weet zelf dat vagina stoelen niet kunnen, hele hordes nare mannen zouden die gaan zitten likken en strelen en grabben...<br />
<br />
<br />
12:05 <@Dantali0n> I was always so Intrigued as a kid when I got LSD<br />
<br />
<br />
11:18:35 @Chotee | Very very rarely do we see public display of Windowsness in our space... But some will admit <br />
| to Dual-bootism when under enough coercion..<br />
<br />
<br />
11:37:50 @stef | realitygaps: holier than thou <br />
11:38:30 @realitygaps | its not about holier than thou imho. would you really want to have tails based off osx or windows <br />
| instead of free software?<br />
<br />
<br />
14:46:12 @stef_ | realitygaps: anyway, i dont disagree there are issues, but how to say this in english, there is a point where <br />
| even the peaceloving hippy says fuck it and goes on a rampage if you tell him often enough that he's a bad guy :) <br />
<br />
<br />
10:22:22 @Wilco | ethical hackers, wat een rotwoord <br />
10:22:35 @Wilco | suggereert dat normale hackers geen ethiek hebben.<br />
<br />
<br />
22:57:53 @webmind | How to find me on Mastodon? <br />
22:57:54 @webmind | You'll need my latitoot and longitoot. <br />
22:58:01 @webmind | sorry <br />
22:59:08 @brainsmoke | and altitoot<br />
<br />
<br />
22:55:01 thomascovenant | EH17 "Where are you from?" "Ah, from X! ...but how did you end up in here? Do you know somebody here? Or did <br />
| you just randomly search for events?" :-) <br />
22:55:27 thomascovenant | I should go with yes, I live with polar bears, and search for random events online. Tell me more.<br />
<br />
<br />
12:18:00 BadBoii | Maikel: You on a trolling spree? <br />
12:19:39 Maikel | note: we play tuxe racer <br />
12:19:45 Maikel | BadBoii: no darling <br />
12:19:48 Maikel | not yet. <br />
12:19:56 Maikel | Shall we start in a bit <br />
<br />
<br />
12:22:00 Maikel | I subscribed this day two people for an invite to scientology <br />
<br />
<br />
20:34 <@Julf> a pessimist is never disappointed<br />
<br />
21:42 <@thomascovenant> .checkout<br />
21:42 < shardik> thomascovenant is now checked out<br />
21:42 <@thomascovenant> .who<br />
21:42 < shardik> mouse<br />
<br />
<br />
00:22:15 @Katje | stef_, wfk: you two are in voilent agreement!<br />
<br />
<br />
@Katje | I suggested reeducation through percussive means<br />
webmind | 00:20 <@Katje> webmind: If I found out someone had hacked my laptop,from within the space, there may be percussive<br />
reprograming of their neural centres<br />
<br />
<br />
23:31 <webmind> I do think the doorbot allows for longer pins than 4 :)<br />
23:32 <@ultratux> webmind: for a fact. wizzup had a 37 digit pin code. now he <br />
uses the key because it's too tedious to type in.<br />
<br />
<br />
00:56:59 @wfk | "in God we trust. The rest we monitor." <br />
01:08:30 @wfk | webmind: I think I got that quote from an old-hand UNIX sysadmin (think 1980s) <br />
<br />
<br />
00:36:54 @Katje | wfk: what is the notice period when firing a sys admin? <br />
00:38:43 @Katje | disable their accounts, then fire them, and give them their notice period as leave. you can't trust them otherwise <br />
<br />
<br />
13:21 <@wfk> my take on systemd: "What's this talk of UNIX/POSIX? We thought <br />
Linux was a badly implemented clone of Windows NT, so we set about <br />
fixing it." :-)<br />
13:22 <@Maikel> systemd rant time...GO<br />
<br />
23:02 <@Juerd> Whoa, there's documentation? :P<br />
<br />
@webmind | 'labourday? what's that?' <br />
@Chotee | webmind: Laubour day: "the day that we celebrate how our democratically elected officials hand <br />
our life's energies to the capitalist class for scraps and a seat on the board of<br />
directors?" ? <br />
@DrWhax | happy international workers day! <br />
<br />
< Xipholenabot> Hello world!<br />
<@Xipholena> A new version of the bot.<br />
<@Katje> .math 1+1<br />
< Xipholenabot> 2<br />
<@Katje> .math rm -rf /* <br />
< Xipholenabot> Please be nice to me.<br />
<@Katje> .math *hugs*<br />
< Xipholenabot> Xipholena does not allow me to process that.<br />
<@Xipholena> Aww<br />
<@Katje> .math *kiss*<br />
< Xipholenabot> Don't push my buttons.<br />
* Katje applauds <br />
<@Xipholena> :D<br />
<br />
<br />
<@Katje> techinc is searching for consensus. Ready the popcorn! <br />
<br />
<br />
@Katje | back in 2015 I had a job interview where I was asked "where do you see yourself in 5 years time?"<br />
@Katje | I replied "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision" <br />
ro5k0_ | Hahahahaha <br />
@Katje | these days if I get that question, I think the answers "scavenging for water in the remains of post apolcalypse earth"<br />
<br />
<br />
@p2-mate | cmpxchg: how do you get the patch if you can't connect your windows machine to the internet? :) <br />
@stef | if only somebody discovered some kind of device with memory storage that you could physically move to another pc.. <br />
@brainsmoke | carrier pidgeons? <br />
<br />
<br />
@Julf | Is it just me, or are the tourists even more tourist-y than usual? <br />
@realitygaps__ | Julf: yeah i have the same feeling last week or so <br />
@realitygaps__ | and its only the start o.o <br />
<br />
<br />
@parazyd | yesterday i went to sleep this morning <br />
<br />
<br />
@Julf | IGF was created to divert yet another attempt to hand over IANA (and other Internet governance functions) to UN/ITU. <br />
<br />
<br />
@realitygaps__ | tfw toool is actually becoming an open organisation :) <br />
@thomascovenant | Is it becoming.... an open organisation of lockpickers? <br />
@Katje | hardly going to be a locked organisation is it?<br />
<br />
<br />
@Katje | what are you testing ? <br />
@keesj | well.. I have a sysadmin here trying to figure out if my machine is vulnerable <br />
@Katje | to anything in particular? <br />
@Katje | flu? <br />
@Katje | small pox? <br />
@atluxity | intel amt?<br />
<br />
<br />
@the_JinX | ush .. I need help . . <br />
@the_JinX | . . on my talk <br />
@the_JinX | Dick Pics for Privacy <br />
@the_JinX | ethical trolling of (government) agencies <br />
@the_JinX | wanted to do a 15 minute one .. no 30 minute <br />
@the_JinX | :/ <br />
@brainsmoke | so you need 15 minutes of extra dick-pics? <br />
@parazyd | uptime | perl -ne "/(\d+) d/;print 8,q(=)x\$1,\"D\"" <br />
@the_JinX | : <br />
@the_JinX | D <br />
<br />
<br />
@stef | i used to work at some cable ISP 10+ years ago, back then ppl giving their modem back by throwing it through a window was a<br />
suprisingly common thing.. :)<br />
<br />
<br />
@Maikel " Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute ‘plans.’" -- Walter <br />
<br />
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@hoverbear | thomascovenant: Where we're going, we don't need no class. <br />
@realitygaps__ | ah you are going to techinc then i assume :) <br />
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<@ultratux> I can hear G.W. Bush saying it... "The French don't even have a word for saboteur"<br />
<br />
<br />
14:23 < Katje> but we've not had an alv in at least a month...<br />
<br />
<br />
[reacting to Sean Spicer explaining that Trump really didn't misspell "coverage" when he tweeted that "covfefe" word]<br />
<ultratux> Nah, my zipper isn't down. These pants were designed to have a vertical gap at dick level with little rows of tiny metal blocky things lining the edges of the gap on each side...<br />
<ultratux> I just felt like not ending my sentence but instead sending my code word to my little group of people who are also on twitter<br />
<br />
<br />
@DrWhax | mystery of the day! key was found in the toilet with fox-it logo, but was from another space rented in the <br />
| space!!!1111oneoneone <br />
@webmind | fox-it spies in the building! <br />
bigmacfoobar | it smelled like weed in is room - he appears to live there<br />
<br />
<br />
Thomas Covenant on twitter: "Sometimes I think that top three insomnia reasons within the community are Club Mate, cuddle deficiency<br />
and someone being wrong on irc."<br />
<br />
<br />
<hacktix> Grep! Grep! Grep!! sed the Awk, jumping off the cliff<br />
<br />
<br />
<ultratux> thomascovfefenant: BR<br />
* Katje giggles<br />
<@stef_> ppl in the train are now wondering why im laughing.. thx ultratux <br />
<br />
<br />
<@realitygaps__> "Sports is to war as pornography is to sex"<br />
<ultratux> realitygaps__: you mean, with closeups, with the lights on, and cringingly bad dialogue? Sounds about right yeah.<br />
<br />
<br />
@webmind | "Idiots guide to space" was not about keeping the hackerspace tidy? :) <br />
@ultratux | lol <br />
<br />
<br />
Mobile app error message: "you seem to be shaking the phone in frustration, would you like to file a bug report"<br />
Webmind: I was laughing!<br />
<br />
<br />
* | ultratux waves back from no-Gnome, no-Systemd gentoo land<br />
<br />
<br />
thomascovenant | stef__: I can feel your usb c from here<br />
@DrWhax | boom<br />
@stef__ | usbc is like the one thing that is actually good on this laptop :)<br />
<br />
<br />
<@Katje> oh, and imperial measures are just bonkers moron stupid <br />
<@justa> unless you're playing a march<br />
<@justa> i cant imagine the metric march sounding as impressively haunting<br />
<br />
<br />
<@stef__> no putting it on the quotes page! :)<br />
<br />
<br />
<@DrWhax> went out last night in my apt install anarchism sweater and had someone from code-rood said, hey dude, are you anarcho??<br />
<@Maikel> DrWhax: and you: "No, since systemD we're Capitalist anarcho"<br />
<@brainsmoke> DrWhax: due to copyright issues thatpackage has been renamed to icenarchism in debian<br />
<br />
<br />
Phicoh IRL: there's some sort of song distracting from this porn.<br />
<br />
<br />
<thomascovenant> do NOT put me into quotes<br />
<@buZz> ''' thomascovenant '''<br />
<@dec23> `thomascovenant`<br />
<br />
<@bigmacfoobar> if you can't wait 24hr for male order, you pay extra.<br />
<@webmind> female order preferred? ;)<br />
<br />
<@Julf> and a lot of americans use smart cars to get from their SUV into the mall<br />
<br />
<@webmind[m]> Katje: they have the church of icecream in this town. I'm on f(l)avour<br />
<@stef__> webmind[m]: now thats a religion i could get behind!<br />
<@webmind[m]> It's def. The cream of them all yes<br />
<@stef__> kinda nice that you can have a whole set of deities like strawberry/vanilla/chocolate chip/etc :)<br />
<@webmind[m]> That's a split I do not mind indeed<br />
<br />
<br />
brainsmoke | .who 's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about? <br />
shardik | bakboter <br />
@thomascovenant | .who will never leave a mess when it's miau, weed or chess? <br />
shardik | bakboter <br />
<br />
dec23 | stef_, no, i am stuck in the "apple is an evil company formerly run by a total bastard who is thankfully dead and is now going down<br />
the drain because their great hero is gone.<br />
<br />
<br />
[17:36:45] <ultratux> That is my wish.<br />
[17:37:20] <buZz> your wish is granted<br />
[17:37:35] <buZz> you may now kiss the bamischijf and i pronounce you tux and lover<br />
[17:37:54] <ultratux> buZz: the mail, not the bamischijf.<br />
<br />
<br />
Julf | We need an ALV to vote about cooking in the bike shed<br />
<br />
14:21 <@Maikel> I have a little secret to tell you, r3boot<br />
14:21 <@r3boot> uh oh<br />
14:21 <@Maikel> As a teenager I was really in to Take That.<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:TechInc]]</div>R3boothttps://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=X201&diff=13586X2012014-10-11T20:45:55Z<p>R3boot: /* Memory upgrades */</p>
<hr />
<div>Data for the X201 users:<br />
<br />
== Generic ==<br />
* http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Category:X201<br />
<br />
== SECURITY WARNINGS ==<br />
* Flash Firmware over Network is turned on by default<br />
* Remote management in de BIOS is turned on by default<br />
* WAN/3G is turned on by default (might connect to gsm-tower)<br />
* Check your options in the BIOS.<br />
* Webcam does not have a sticker yet ;)<br />
<br />
You get into the BIOS by pressing the blue 'thinkvantage' button when you see the thinkpad bootup logo and pressing F1 at the menu.<br />
<br />
== 3G/UMTS Modules ==<br />
* http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Qualcomm_Gobi_2000<br />
<br />
Firmware link (from archlinux aur packages):<br />
<br />
* ftp://ftp.hp.com/pub/softpaq/sp48501-49000/sp48568.exe<br />
* https://github.com/jolicloud/linux-firmware/raw/master/gobi/UQCN.mbn<br />
<br />
Build():<br />
<br />
* cabextract sp48568.exe<br />
* cp Qualcomm/QCImages/Source/Packages/6/*.mbn /usr/lib/firmware/gobi/<br />
* cp UQCN.mbn /usr/lib/firmware/gobi/<br />
<br />
From (the French) Win7 Copy these 3 files into /lib/firmware/gobi<br />
<br />
* C:\Program Files (x86)\Qualcomm\Images\Lenovo\UMTS\AMSS.mbn<br />
* C:\Program Files (x86)\Qualcomm\Images\Lenovo\UMTS\Apps.mbn<br />
* C:\Program Files (x86)\Qualcomm\Images\Lenovo\0\UQCN.mbn<br />
<br />
Taken from: http://support.lenovo.com/us/en/downloads/ds001302<br />
<br />
* https://annejan.com/media/UMTS.zip (just AMSS.mbn and Apps.mbn) note UNTESTED !!<br />
* https://annejan.com/media/Lenovo.zip the whole set of images including different versions of AMSS.mbn, Apps.mbn and UQCN.mbn note UNTESTED !!<br />
<br />
=== GPS ===<br />
<br />
The Qualcomm Gobi 2000 in these laptops also supports GPS (with or without a SIM card.) However, to enable this, you will need to have a Windows install either directly or in a VM that supports USB passthrough. You'll need to install the driver as per above, and the ThinkVantage software from http://support.lenovo.com/us/en/downloads/ds015017 from which you can enable the Auto-Tracking feature that enables GPS.<br />
<br />
After that you can:<br />
<pre>echo "\$GPS_START" > /dev/ttyUSB2<br />
# use GPS<br />
echo "\$GPS_STOP" > /dev/ttyUSB2</pre><br />
http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Qualcomm_Gobi_2000<br />
<br />
== Coreboot ==<br />
* http://www.sublab.org/wiki/coreboot-x201/<br />
* http://www.coreboot.org/Board:lenovo/x201<br />
* http://review.coreboot.org/gitweb?p=coreboot.git<br />
<br />
== Memory upgrades ==<br />
According to http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Unofficial_maximum_memory_specs it might not be possible to upgrade the RAM further than 4GB.<br />
<br />
Tested configuration was 2x 4GB: Corsair 1333MHz 9-9-9-24 1.5v (CMSO4GX3M1A1333C9) on ThinkPad X201 3680-PBG with ID 6QET70WW, BIOS version 1.40 and Embedded Controller version 1.15. I have not checked my model/BIOS yet, but JFYI.<br />
<br />
Tested the ICIDU Memory from x200s, 2x 4GB: works.<br />
<br />
phicoh got 2x Crucial 4 GB DDR3-1600 (CT51264BF160B) from [http://www.alternate.nl/Crucial/4-GB-DDR3-1600-geheugen/html/product/1004789?tk=7&lk=9331 Alternate]<br />
<br />
r3boot tried 2 x Corsair 4GB PC3-10600 (CMSO8GX3M2A1333C9) and they do NOT work (the laptops initializes all leds and the thinklight flashes quick, but then it hangs)<br />
<br />
== Tweaks ==<br />
Some tweaks to make the x201 experience a more pleasurable one.<br />
<br />
=== Blinky Wifi LED of blinking ===<br />
Seems the wifi LED will blink any time data is transmitted. The location of the wifi LED makes this less than desirable.<br />
<br />
From: https://alexcabal.com/stop-blinking-intel-wifi-led-on-ubuntu-karmic/<br />
<br />
This works:<br />
<pre>echo "echo \"options iwlcore led_mode=1\" >> /etc/modprobe.d/wlan.conf" | sudo bash</pre><br />
<br />
<br />
=== Powersave ===<br />
<br />
Powertop suggested a bunch of tweaks, I listed them at https://gist.github.com/realitygaps/c7d5493b10becd1de873<br />
<br />
== Windows ==<br />
If installing via an usb drive is failing, you can try a pxe install, following this tutorial:<br />
http://s205blog.wordpress.com/2012/09/29/windows-7-pxe-network-install-turorial/<br />
<br />
== US keyboard ==<br />
http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/201115764449 $17.59 (€14,48), free shipping<br />
<br />
== UltraBase Docking Station ==<br />
<br />
http://www.ebay.nl/itm/Lenovo-ThinkPad-UltraBase-Docking-Station-X200-X201-42x4963/141416234744<br />
<br />
We could fit these (3 of them) in the one box, for £10 (shipping).<br />
<br />
Who would like to order one (if we hit 3 this might be good option) ?<br />
* JinX<br />
* phicoh</div>R3boothttps://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=Getting_x201&diff=13567Getting x2012014-10-11T10:16:29Z<p>R3boot: /* INFO */</p>
<hr />
<div>Collect resources on the [[X201]]<br />
<br />
== FINAL INFO ==<br />
<br />
Deal is fixed, laptops are getting distributed. <br />
<br />
= FAQ =<br />
<br />
'''Specs?'''<br />
<br />
i5 - 4gb ram - Res 1200x800<br />
<br />
(also see http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Category:X201)<br />
<br />
'''Coreboot?'''<br />
<br />
Seems to work! http://www.sublab.org/wiki/coreboot-x201/<br />
<br />
'''how much?'''<br />
<br />
170,-<br />
<br />
'''Pay?'''<br />
<br />
payment needs to be provided in '''advance''', paid per bank transfer to account that'll be later provided. Money should be on the (triodos) account 3 days before pickup. Details in your mail. <br />
<br />
'''When?'''<br />
<br />
No date set for the moment.<br />
<br />
'''can I also haz one?'''<br />
<br />
No. Registration is closed.<br />
<br />
= INFO =<br />
<br />
We want to order from a second thinkpad reseller, atleast 10 laptops, we can arrange transport.<br />
<br />
http://www.marktplaats.nl/a/computers-en-software/laptops-en-notebooks/m844295753-partij-50-x-lenovo-x201-core-i5.html?c=be2da871b0d84f75c3056cc6db858f31&previousPage=lr<br />
<br />
Keep in mind this laptop is 140 euros '''WITHOUT''' VAT, so about '''170''' with VAT (BTW)<br />
<br />
http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Category:X201<br />
<br />
Who wants how many?<br />
<br />
* webmind: 4x<br />
* dbqpdb: 1x<br />
* Muse: 1x <br />
* Phicoh 2x<br />
* wotwot: 3x<br />
* ultratux: 1x<br />
* yids 3x<br />
* JinX 1x<br />
* r3boot 3x <br />
* sn0wcrash 1x<br />
* realitygaps 1x<br />
* sjaan 1x<br />
* Stijn ( bitlair ) ( paid )1x<br />
* arda 1x<br />
* nathan 1x<br />
* matt 1x<br />
* Mack (hack42) 2x<br />
* Egeltje (hack42) 1x<br />
* dosch 2x<br />
* Narya 2x<br />
* Julf 1x<br />
* mpthx 1x<br />
* [[User:Brainsmoke|Brainsmoke]] 1x<br />
--------------<br />
<br />
Total: 36<br />
<br />
<br />
#########<br />
added part by [[User:Ultratux|Ultratux]] 02:56, 4 September 2014 (CEST)<br />
<br />
Once we get these, I will very likely purchase DDR3 modules to max the memory out (which means 8 GB for this model). There are several reasons for this, but the most important reason is that the longer you wait, the less mainstream these modules become, the more the price may go up again. A check on sites suggests that one can get the memory maxed out for some ~80 euros now.<br />
<br />
Please put down your name here if you are potentially interested to order that too (AFTER we get the laptops) and I'll do some more research work on a good price.<br />
<br />
* ultratux<br />
* wotwot would for atleast one of them, depending on price<br />
* JinX<br />
* Egeltje (hack42)<br />
* realitygaps<br />
* dosch (idem wotwot)<br />
* Narya 2x (depending on the price)<br />
* Julf<br />
* nathan7</div>R3boothttps://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=Getting_x201&diff=13566Getting x2012014-10-11T10:16:10Z<p>R3boot: /* INFO */</p>
<hr />
<div>Collect resources on the [[X201]]<br />
<br />
== FINAL INFO ==<br />
<br />
Deal is fixed, laptops are getting distributed. <br />
<br />
= FAQ =<br />
<br />
'''Specs?'''<br />
<br />
i5 - 4gb ram - Res 1200x800<br />
<br />
(also see http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Category:X201)<br />
<br />
'''Coreboot?'''<br />
<br />
Seems to work! http://www.sublab.org/wiki/coreboot-x201/<br />
<br />
'''how much?'''<br />
<br />
170,-<br />
<br />
'''Pay?'''<br />
<br />
payment needs to be provided in '''advance''', paid per bank transfer to account that'll be later provided. Money should be on the (triodos) account 3 days before pickup. Details in your mail. <br />
<br />
'''When?'''<br />
<br />
No date set for the moment.<br />
<br />
'''can I also haz one?'''<br />
<br />
No. Registration is closed.<br />
<br />
= INFO =<br />
<br />
We want to order from a second thinkpad reseller, atleast 10 laptops, we can arrange transport.<br />
<br />
http://www.marktplaats.nl/a/computers-en-software/laptops-en-notebooks/m844295753-partij-50-x-lenovo-x201-core-i5.html?c=be2da871b0d84f75c3056cc6db858f31&previousPage=lr<br />
<br />
Keep in mind this laptop is 140 euros '''WITHOUT''' VAT, so about '''170''' with VAT (BTW)<br />
<br />
http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Category:X201<br />
<br />
Who wants how many?<br />
<br />
* webmind: 4x<br />
* dbqpdb: 1x<br />
* Muse: 1x <br />
* Phicoh 2x<br />
* wotwot: 3x<br />
* ultratux: 1x<br />
* yids 3x<br />
* JinX 1x<br />
* r3boot 3x <br />
* sn0wcrash 1x<br />
* realitygaps 1x<br />
* sjaan 1x<br />
* Stijn ( bitlair ) ( paid )1x<br />
* arda 1x<br />
* nathan 1x<br />
* matt 1x<br />
* Mack (hack42) 2x<br />
* Egeltje (hack42) 1x<br />
* dosch 2x<br />
* Narya 2x<br />
* Julf 1x<br />
* mpthx 1x<br />
* [[User:Brainsmoke|Brainsmoke]] 1x<br />
--------------<br />
<br />
Total: 36<br />
<br />
<br />
#########<br />
added part by [[User:Ultratux|Ultratux]] 02:56, 4 September 2014 (CEST)<br />
<br />
Once we get these, I will very likely purchase DDR3 modules to max the memory out (which means 8 GB for this model). There are several reasons for this, but the most important reason is that the longer you wait, the less mainstream these modules become, the more the price may go up again. A check on sites suggests that one can get the memory maxed out for some ~80 euros now.<br />
<br />
Please put down your name here if you are potentially interested to order that too (AFTER we get the laptops) and I'll do some more research work on a good price.<br />
<br />
* ultratux<br />
* wotwot would for atleast one of them, depending on price<br />
* JinX<br />
* Egeltje (hack42)<br />
* realitygaps<br />
* dosch (idem wotwot)<br />
* Narya 2x (depending on the price)<br />
* Julf<br />
* nathan7<br />
[s]* r3boot[/s]</div>R3boothttps://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=Getting_x201&diff=13404Getting x2012014-09-19T14:00:42Z<p>R3boot: /* INFO */</p>
<hr />
<div>== UPDATE ==<br />
<br />
Dealer has gotten back to us, they are checked, need to make a new appointment. <br />
<br />
Question now is of transport, anyone got a drivers-license?<br />
<br />
= FAQ =<br />
<br />
'''Specs?'''<br />
<br />
i5 - 4gb ram - Res 1200x800<br />
<br />
(also see http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Category:X201)<br />
<br />
'''Coreboot?'''<br />
<br />
Seems to work! http://www.sublab.org/wiki/coreboot-x201/<br />
<br />
'''how much?'''<br />
<br />
170,-<br />
<br />
'''Pay?'''<br />
<br />
payment needs to be provided in '''advance''', paid per bank transfer to account that'll be later provided. Money should be on the (triodos) account 3 days before pickup. Details in your mail. <br />
<br />
'''When?'''<br />
<br />
No date set for the moment.<br />
<br />
'''can I also haz one?'''<br />
<br />
No. Registration is closed.<br />
<br />
= INFO =<br />
<br />
We want to order from a second thinkpad reseller, atleast 10 laptops, we can arrange transport.<br />
<br />
http://www.marktplaats.nl/a/computers-en-software/laptops-en-notebooks/m844295753-partij-50-x-lenovo-x201-core-i5.html?c=be2da871b0d84f75c3056cc6db858f31&previousPage=lr<br />
<br />
Keep in mind this laptop is 140 euros '''WITHOUT''' VAT, so about '''170''' with VAT (BTW)<br />
<br />
http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Category:X201<br />
<br />
Who wants how many?<br />
<br />
* webmind: 4x<br />
* dbqpdb: 1x<br />
* Muse: 1x <br />
* Phicoh 2x<br />
* wotwot: 3x<br />
* ultratux: 1x<br />
* yids 3x<br />
* JinX 1x<br />
* r3boot 3x <br />
* sn0wcrash 1x<br />
* realitygaps 1x<br />
* sjaan 1x<br />
* Stijn ( bitlair ) ( paid )1x<br />
* arda 1x<br />
* nathan 1x<br />
* matt 1x<br />
* Mack (hack42) 2x<br />
* Egeltje (hack42) 1x<br />
* dosch 2x<br />
* Narya 2x<br />
* Julf 1x<br />
* mpthx 1x<br />
* [[User:Brainsmoke|Brainsmoke]] 1x<br />
--------------<br />
<br />
Total: 36<br />
<br />
<br />
#########<br />
added part by [[User:Ultratux|Ultratux]] 02:56, 4 September 2014 (CEST)<br />
<br />
Once we get these, I will very likely purchase DDR3 modules to max the memory out (which means 8 GB for this model). There are several reasons for this, but the most important reason is that the longer you wait, the less mainstream these modules become, the more the price may go up again. A check on sites suggests that one can get the memory maxed out for some ~80 euros now.<br />
<br />
Please put down your name here if you are potentially interested to order that too (AFTER we get the laptops) and I'll do some more research work on a good price.<br />
<br />
* ultratux<br />
* wotwot would for atleast one of them, depending on price<br />
* JinX<br />
* Egeltje (hack42)<br />
* realitygaps<br />
* dosch (idem wotwot)<br />
* Narya 2x (depending on the price)<br />
* Julf<br />
* nathan7<br />
* r3boot</div>R3boothttps://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=Talk:Getting_x201&diff=13362Talk:Getting x2012014-09-15T11:14:58Z<p>R3boot: Created page with "~~~ Just wondering ... do we know if the keyboards are QWERTY or AZERTY?"</p>
<hr />
<div>[[User:R3boot|R3boot]] Just wondering ... do we know if the keyboards are QWERTY or AZERTY?</div>R3boothttps://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=Getting_x201&diff=13273Getting x2012014-09-09T13:34:41Z<p>R3boot: </p>
<hr />
<div>= UPDATE =<br />
<br />
REGISTRATION CLOSED, more info tuesday.<br />
<br />
His current shipment ran out, but he'll have more by tuesday when he'll be called.<br />
<br />
<br />
= INFO =<br />
<br />
We want to order from a second thinkpad reseller, atleast 10 laptops, we can arrange transport.<br />
<br />
http://www.marktplaats.nl/a/computers-en-software/laptops-en-notebooks/m844295753-partij-50-x-lenovo-x201-core-i5.html?c=be2da871b0d84f75c3056cc6db858f31&previousPage=lr<br />
<br />
Keep in mind this laptop is 140 euros '''WITHOUT''' VAT, so about '''170''' with VAT (BTW)<br />
<br />
http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Category:X201<br />
<br />
Who wants how many?<br />
<br />
* webmind: 3x<br />
* dbqpdb: 1x<br />
* Muse: 1x (maybe 2x, have to check)<br />
* Phicoh 2x<br />
* wotwot: 3x<br />
* ultratux: 1x<br />
* yids 3x<br />
* JinX 1x<br />
* r3boot 3x (talked with webmind about this)<br />
* sn0wcrash 1x<br />
* realitygaps 1x<br />
* sjaan 1x<br />
* Stijn ( bitlair ) 1x<br />
* arda 1x<br />
* nathan 1x<br />
* matt 1x<br />
* Mack (hack42) 2x<br />
* Egeltje (hack42) 1x<br />
* dosch 2x<br />
* Narya 2x<br />
* Julf 1x<br />
* mpthx 1x<br />
* [[User:Brainsmoke|Brainsmoke]] 1x<br />
--------------<br />
<br />
Total: 33 (maybe 34)<br />
<br />
<br />
#########<br />
added part by [[User:Ultratux|Ultratux]] 02:56, 4 September 2014 (CEST)<br />
<br />
Once we get these, I will very likely purchase DDR3 modules to max the memory out (which means 8 GB for this model). There are several reasons for this, but the most important reason is that the longer you wait, the less mainstream these modules become, the more the price may go up again. A check on sites suggests that one can get the memory maxed out for some ~80 euros now.<br />
<br />
Please put down your name here if you are potentially interested to order that too (AFTER we get the laptops) and I'll do some more research work on a good price.<br />
<br />
* ultratux<br />
* wotwot would for atleast one of them, depending on price<br />
* JinX<br />
* Egeltje (hack42)<br />
* realitygaps<br />
* dosch (idem wotwot)<br />
* Narya 2x (depending on the price)<br />
* Julf</div>R3boothttps://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=Events&diff=12953Events2014-07-28T12:48:08Z<p>R3boot: </p>
<hr />
<div>Here you can see an overview of our forthcoming and previous events: meetings, workshops, lectures etc.<br />
<br />
If you want to pre-poll for dates, you can consider one these tools:<br />
<br />
* [http://doodle.com Doodle]<br />
* [http://sondage.orangeseeds.org/index.php?lang=en_GB Sondage]<br />
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This will be our second Lockpicking workshop, but the first lockpicking workshop with people from TOOOL. They will tell us about the basics of lockpicking.<br />
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Start time: 19:30<br />
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Activities:<br />
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* Basics of lockpicking (Theory)<br />
* DIY (Try to pick a lock)<br />
* Creating your own lockpicks (Wizzup has done this one or two times and can help. Wizzup also has all the components required to create lockpicks in his box)<br />
* Buying lockpick sets (if TOOOL brings them)<br />
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And, if possible, I would also like to see if we can copy keys - but we need hardware for this, so this is optional and may happen at a later time:<br />
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* Copying keys<br />
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I assume that we will have plenty of locks to test on now. But by all means, bring or donate locks if you have any!<br />
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The workshop has three main goals:<br />
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* Educating people about lock picking<br />
* Getting people excited about lock picking.<br />
* Providing some basic (accessible) lock picking facilities as TechInc.<br />
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People attending:<br />
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* Wizzup<br />
* rad0<br />
* Control-K<br />
* Lisette<br />
* Narya (maybe)<br />
* Spider<br />
* [[User:R3boot|r3boot]]<br />
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People giving workshops / from TOOOL:<br />
* Wizzup (Can help creating your own lockpicks, not from TOOOL)<br />
* [TOOOL people please enter your name/nick here]</div>R3boothttps://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=OHM-DMX-LIGHTS&diff=7742OHM-DMX-LIGHTS2013-10-03T09:53:49Z<p>R3boot: /* DMX controller */</p>
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== Introduction ==<br />
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A number of Techinc people have bought the RGB-floodlight sets as used on OHM2013, see [http://tkkrlab.nl/wiki/OHM_LEDS tkkrlab.nl info]] for details on them.<br />
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Some/most of us do not really have use for DMX512 functionality, however, and would prefer other ways of control. Also, the firmware in the controller currently does not seem to use interrupt-based PWM mechanisms. See [[http://ohm.sa007.nl ohm.sa007.nl]] for details.<br />
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== System overview ==<br />
=== Lamps ===<br />
The system in question consists of 10 RGB led-spots with a wide-angle beam that each have a rating of 10Watts. They have internal current-limiting resistors that allow you to drive them with a standard 12VDC voltage.<br />
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Each lamp has a 5 meter cable attached to it that terminates into a keyed 4-pin connector meant for connecting it to the DMX-controller. The four wires are for R, G and B, and the black wire is the common ANODE (POSITIVE) voltage for the LEDS.<br />
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The LED modules that are used inside of the spots seem to have 3 sets of led-chips wired in series, allowing for efficient use of the high DC-voltage (12V) without losing too much power.<br />
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== DMX controller ==<br />
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The DMX-controller consists of an Atmega169 micro-controller running at 16Mhz (?).<br />
This uC has enough ports to drive 30 small FETS onboard the PCB that each drive an R, G or B output for one of the spots; providing a total of 10xRGB outputs. Next to this, the uC also has it's USART used for processing incoming DMX512 data and uses 9 pins to read the state of 9 dip-switches on the PCB that allow setting of the DMX512 base-address.<br />
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Also on the PCB is a small circuit that provides an opto-isolated DMX512 Input and ouput, nicely seperated from the rest of the circuit by means of an opto-coupler mounted across a 'bare zone' on the top and the bottom of the PCB; providing extra safety for the DMX512 bus and it's controller in case of short-circuit somewhere.<br />
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The DMX512 input is provided via two chassis-mount RJ11 blocks.<br />
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There is an unpopulated footprint for a dual-row 10-pin header labelled 'JTAG' which could, perhaps, in fact turn out to be an ISP-header allowing us to reflash firmware easily.<br />
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== Interfacing with the DMX controller ==<br />
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The DMX controller needs DMX input. By modifying a standard RS-232-TTL cable (FTDI cable) with a MAX485 or similar, it's possible to control the device using USB. For this, a cable needs to be modified according to this[http://lh3.ggpht.com/_inn_7Qkw9v8/SZWC93wKL6I/AAAAAAAAAW0/n4Y-eaCxS08/s600/esquema.jpg] schema. To use this cable under Linux, you need the dmx_usb[https://github.com/lowlander/dmx_usb_module] driver. This cable is compatible with the ENTEC open-dmx converter, and can be used with all software that supports the ENTEC converter.<br />
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SA007 also has Art-Net to DMX converter boards, which allow you to control the DMX controllers using UDP over ethernet.<br />
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== Suggested projects ==<br />
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The main challenge for most of us seems to be the need to use DMX512 for controlling the PWM-card. This bus is in common use in stage-lighting technology, but is rather absent among normal hobbyist use for the most part. By bypassing the DMX512/RS485-circuitry on the PCB and interfacing directly to the RX/TX/GND of the Atmega169, you can directly connect a TTL-level RS-232 link to it, allowing driving it from an Arduino, FTDI-cable, bluetooth-module, etc.<br />
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Alternatively, we can find ways of creating simple/cheap DMX512-modules based on an FTDI + a MAX485 or so. This would allow commonly used lighting-desk software to be used in driving the boards.<br />
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Another 'issue' with the DMX-controller seems to be the firmware that it comes supplied with; the source-code seems to hint that it was intended to have an interrupt-based PWM routine implemented, whereas currently it's a single main-loop that both processes incoming DMX512 frames after which control is given to a single subroutine that shifts bit-patterns onto the outputs. This will inevitably mean jitter with shifting DMX512 message-lengths, etc. There are a number of well-understood implementations of software-based PWM routines for large numbers of outputs. Among which the illustrious 'Bit Angle Modulation' algorithm. It would perhaps be fun to figure out how to implement this.</div>R3boothttps://wiki.techinc.nl/index.php?title=Software_Sunday:_Linux_Workshop&diff=5313Software Sunday: Linux Workshop2013-03-01T10:45:16Z<p>R3boot: </p>
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The first in a series of [[Software Sundays | Software Sunday]] events, the theme for this week will be: Linux<br />
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Some small introductory presentations (depending on skill level of attendees) and then a general linux workshop / social event and perhaps some linux multiplayer gaming. From 3PM till late.<br />
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Come along if you are interested in:<br />
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* Installing a linux distribution on your machine<br />
* Fixing some broken bits on your machine or getting help with workarounds<br />
* Sharing some linux knowledge<br />
* Asking some linux questions<br />
* Learning BASH/ZSH<br />
* Learning 'the command line'<br />
* Linux Gaming<br />
* Distro wars<br />
* Finding out more about Linux<br />
* (Tiling) window managers<br />
* Sharing configs<br />
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If you are interested in giving a small presentation on something linux related, add your name below:<br />
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Realitygaps - Basic Bash<br />
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Realitygaps - Using SSH <br />
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[[User:R3boot|r3boot]] - Using puppet for desktop automation<br />
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